hitchslvr

the hottest person in the world, they are so hot you look at them and you melt. sexy

unknow: i saw hitchslvr today!
you: SO THATS WHY YOUR FACE IS ALL MUSHY!

by hottiehottie69 February 24, 2021

Wap hatches

The access panels in maternity clothes that allow one to access boobs/“wap them out” for nursing.

The wap hatches on her top made it really easy to feed the baby.

by JB24Korvapuusti September 29, 2023

hitched for half a monkey

'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)

What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!

by E-go-go December 14, 2008

hitcher

a person who hitchhikes (travels by securing free rides from passing by vehicles)..

Hey, i see a hitcher there, let's pull over..

by zedkiel February 22, 2008

The hitcher

the act of sticking your thumb up someones ass

nooter was bent over a table so i gave him the hitcher

by Bivnut August 25, 2007

Hitcher

the act of putting your thumb up someones ass like you are hitchhiking

Nooter bent over the table so i gave him the Hitcher

by Bivnut September 2, 2007

batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among winter time lobster and crab fishermen in North America: on a vessel, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England and in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.

to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune, is a snow-brainer if you live in Canada or The northeastern United States

by Sexydimma March 7, 2015