hipster doofus

Trendy, "cool guy" that, while certainly trendy, isn't all that cool. Easily distinguished by his semi-cool wardrobe worn badly after watching one too many episodes of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"

Wow, check out all the hipster doofuses and their mesh-backed trucker hats.

by surlyboi September 7, 2003

hipster dating

When youre dating someone but they dont want to admit they're dating you because the word "dating" is too mainstream... and you ask if youre friends with benifits but they are appalled by that notion. And they say they want something more with you, so your confused on thier actual definition of dating and the only way you keep your sanity with them is by classifying it as hipster dating.

Friend1: Hey Daisy are you and Edward dating?
Daisy: no. Im dating him and he is "hipster dating."(use finger air quotes if desired).
Hipster friend with benifits dating

by yellowseven365dude February 9, 2017

Hipster Deficiency

A medical phenomenon that occurs at Indie concerts, where the amount of hipsters present is not great enough to balance the acousticity of the music. Symptoms include a loss of enjoyment of music and constant worrying that this is the kind of show your mother would approve of.

As I walked into the coffeehouse, I noticed several teenagers severely afflicted with Hipster Deficiency. I prescribed tight-fitting clothing and vintage sunglasses, as well as a healthy dose of underground music on the spot.

by 3xoskeleton April 25, 2010

hipster dyke

Wears skinny and/or tight-fitting jeans, band tees, and vegan shoes. Also may sport large aviator sunglasses and studded belts. Has a cool, laid-back attitude. Usually hangs out at coffee shops, the cinema, or local shows. Loves music and of course, hot girls. Examples are Tegan and Sara, Samantha Ronson, and Shane McCutcheon from The L Word.

See that hot hipster dyke over there? I'm going to go ask her out.

by hickschicks2010 June 29, 2009

hipster dancing

n. the act of placing the hood over your head, sticking your hands in the front pocket of your hoodie, and bopping your head up and down being very careful not to lift your eyes away from your Chuck Taylor shoes.

HIPSTER DANCING can be done with or without your ipod head phones.

by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008

Hipster Dibs

Claiming to know about something or someone "before it was cool" and before everyone else, making it "yours" or "your thing"

A)"Wow, I love this new band Imagine Dragons!"
"Hipster Dibs bro, I've been listening to them since before their album came out in 2012"

B)"I totally started wearing Chacos my sophomore year before everyone else "
"Nahh, hipster dibs. I got my first pair in seventh grade"

by Shep June 6, 2015

hipster dufus

An extremely clumsy individual with a horse face, ridiculous high hair and tendancy to come up with alot of ridiculous ideas and schemes.

Hey Jerry, that Kramer is a real Hipster Dufus

by Pratab March 30, 2008