hippocrisp

When one fails at at saying hypocrite and instead summons a crisp hippo.

Kamal is such a hippocrisp, said Jonathan while eating a famous chicken without pickles from ZWZ that cost 11000L.L.

by rayzucchini August 16, 2016

hippocrisy

"Do as I say, not as I do" behavior regarding large aquatic herbivores.

The term "hippocrisy" could also stand for ridiculous "talking outta both sides of your mouth" behavior that simulates how said lumbering "horse from the river" chooses to act --- for example, constantly badgering your kids to keep their clothes clean and pristine at all times, yet enjoying a good roll in the mud yourself.

by QuacksO November 20, 2019

Hippocrite

Amalgamation of Hippopotamus and Hypocrite. Such a huge Hypocrite, it must have a different definition.

Your such a Hippocrite

by SarcasticIndian August 27, 2020

Hippocrispy

CRISPY HIPPO

That was some good hippocrispy.

by Not DarthyPoo December 28, 2020

hippocritapotamus

A famous person or large corporation so obviously deceitful in what they say that no-one believes a word they say. They are oblivious to the fact that everybody else sees them differently to how they see themselves

1. Hippocritapotamus: a large oil (or mining) corporation trying to convince the public that they are 'going green' by greenwashing their public image, but not actually cleaning up their act one tiny bit.

by Zapx October 17, 2008

Hippocrit

A hypocritical bitch with a fat ass and needs to pipe down.

Yo that Annie from Luv island is a Hippocrit fam. Wanting to shag Omar over Jordain, then having a go at Jordain for liking Indya. Allow it fam.

by Tj567 October 10, 2019

hippocrip

A player who betrayed their team

Kevin Durant is a hippocrip

by Hey 772u2yyehghw January 15, 2017