Hippocrit

noun. A fat person that, either by a lack of a functioning mirror, or a act of misguided self-loathing, makes fun of other fat people.

Generally disliked by the public, these land mammals point out other peoples physical flaws to further distort their self-image. If you are unlucky enough to encounter said creature, it is best to be brutally honest to them.

Fat Girl: Hey Lacy, look at the fat girl walking into the restaurant. I hope they have enough food. haha *sniffle *snort *snort

Lacy: Your a walrus

Fat Girl: *grabs her food and leaves crying*

Uneducated Bystander: Why did that fat girl waddle away crying?

Lacy: Oh she was being a Hippocrit.

Educated Bystander:Ahh I see,Thank you Lacy, your good deed has not gone unnoticed.

by Truthinese July 29, 2012

Hippocritic Oath

The oath officials take after being elected to public office..... You can swear to the people you will not do something....then do it anyway. Oath taken by United States House and Senate before taking their seat. Wife took Hippocritc Oath before shopping today.

All newly elected officials took their Hippocritc Oath today before they assembled. Bank President took Hippocritic Oath when made CEO. CEO took Hippocritc Oath in front of Stock Holders.

by DJD58 December 20, 2012

hippiecrit

One who dresses, acts, smells and lives like a hippie. Telling other people how they need to change their ways because of what they are doing to the planet, animals, other human beings or some other cause while being easily offended. In the meantime they do not live according to their beliefs or contribute to the same things they claim you are doing wrong.

Bob tells me i shouldn't eat meat or drink milk because they are bad for me and animals suffer because of my actions. In the mean time he wears a leather jacket and smokes cigarettes and pot. He is such a hippiecrit!

by Somewhere in Michigan August 17, 2007

Hillocrite

The act of being hypocrical. Saying what people want to hear but not meaning a word of it. When your actions contradict everything you say.

You were a total hillocrite last night when you lectured everyone leaving the party about driving home after drinking and then you drove home at 3 am wasted and totaled your car.

by Gonzo1966 June 8, 2016

Hitlercrite

1. A racist hypocrite- one who is of the race that they discriminate against. The word stems from the fact that Hitler, although being ethnically partly Jewish, believed that every ethnicity besides the Aryan race was to be destroyed. Especially the Jews.

Man 1: Those damn Mexicans! Stealing our jobs and our women!
Man 2: Err... Joe, aren't you half Meixcan?
Man 1: Yeah, so?
Man 2: I think that makes you a hitlercrite.

by Shrantic June 15, 2009

Hippycrite

Any person who is "all" for the environment and green movement while driving a hummer, having campfires, eating meat, wearing leather, and just making lots of pollution.

Al Gore is all for a "green world" yet he has a huge house, a huge suv, and is totally fat. He is a big fat hippycrite.

by thefifinator August 20, 2010

hippiecrite

a person who is a wannabe hippie and is a hypocrite.

"Say Joe, did you talk to Russel today?"
"Yeah Bill, he was being a damn hippiecrite today. He kept saying he was growing out his beard and won't use toilet paper anymore because trees are used to make it. But, I saw him stealing several rolls out of the corporate john!'

by AhMyGoddess June 28, 2005