Hepatitis T

An extention of the hepatitis series brought to you by Aids™. It includes symptoms such as an increase in tolerance regarding dead baby jokes and as well as a delayed fade of hair highlights.

My doctor diagnosed me with Hepatitis T yesterday. nO i dO nOt giVe a fUck kAren

by I love your pasta too January 13, 2020

Hopetimistic

Someone who is a tad too confident that good things will happen in the future.

He was so blindly hopetimistic that he did not notice he hit the wall.

by CipherGirl April 24, 2023

hipatitus

1. terminal coolness

"man, Matt G. is so cool"
"Yeah, but I heard he has hipatitus C"
"Sad"

by HOBS19 September 21, 2008

Hepatitis Beeotch

Someone who rubs an open sore or cut on your clothing. thus giving you "hepatitis"

"kalani rubbed her gross cut on my pants that hepatitis beeotch!

by Dylando April 15, 2009

Hepatitis X

An especially rare and deadly variation of hepatitis not yet known to man. It is currently developing in an underground abandoned nuclear lab. When it is released upon the world its toll will be deadly. Symptoms will include extreme pain, followed by an inevitable case of death, accompanied by soul death after physical death.

Juan: Man if I ever get Hepatitis X I think I'll kill myself...

John: Umm...if you get Hepatitis X you will already be dead.

Juan: Then I'll kill myself when I go to heaven/hell.

John: Umm...your soul will die too.

Juan: ...Damnit.

by FuctButSects October 20, 2010

hepatitis g

When you get std but it’s g

“Oh shit, I have vaginosis, but it’s hepatitis g”

by Baps<3 November 19, 2020

Hemetitis

Person or persons infected with or born with or showing signs of the want, need, or desire to reside or be near Hemet

Person or persons infected with or born with or showing signs of the want, need, or desire to reside or be near Hemet.
The new guy in town had hemetitis.

by Pelonous777 July 26, 2020