hiledious

something that is hilarious and hideous at the same time.

OMG that shirt on you is hiledious

by starfrk March 10, 2009

Hired Geek

An intellectual for hire for their creative or innovative talent. It was frequently used by Hunter S. Thompson, who used the phrase when describing himself or other journalists.

Any intellectual filling a creative position can be a hired geek.

by bigfatdeal August 23, 2010

hiede

Awesomeness personified.

That chick, hiede, she's fucking awesome.

by Hiede, hiede, September 2, 2014

Hyped

The act of being, insanely, dangerously, crazy, excited, or esstatic for something. You are so excited you feel a wace go through your entire body, and it gets so intense you feel as if you are going to have an out of body experience.

Molly -Yo, scott are you hyped?!
Scott - Are you fucking kidding! I cant wait!!!! LETS GET IT!

Molly - You good, your shaking!
Scott - IM HYPED

by Step Jew April 10, 2015

hied

When your so tired you feel high

man im so hied right now

last night i was hieded

by Rach? October 10, 2005

Hipe

The superior way to say hype

You: I'm so hipe
Friend: you mean hype?
You: No, I'm an intellectual so I use hipe

by Smartyst boi July 28, 2018

hired goon

A person employed hired by a client to operate as a third party as a way to indirectly perform criminal acts such as theft, murder, extortion and intimidation.

Referenced in several episodes of The Simpsons, the hired goon is large and intimidating, but often lacks wit and intelligence.

"I prefer the hands-on touch you can only get with hired goons" - Mr. Burns ,'Last Exit to Springfield' (1993)

by Senpai Andre April 7, 2016