A pontificating, preening and obtuse human person who has an emotional opinion on past events based on nothing but conjecture and complaint or a total misrepresentation or misunderstanding of facts.
An hipstorian at Starbucks just tried to explain to another guest how he was a huge fan of the band Mumford and Sons years prior to the “Sons” being born and joining their father’s group and that he owns all of Mumford’s OG work on cassette tape.
by Snreves January 26, 2020
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the absolutely fuckin jacked buff shredded sus impostor who has toes and happens to also be very sussy
the absolutely fuckin jacked buff shredded sus impostor who has toes and happens to also be very sussy
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Aaron Clinton Atkins III would have you believe he is as talented as his uncle Juan, however he is an impostor.
by ConcernedTechnoHistorian November 20, 2011
Get the Impostor mug.A person, usually male, with hair-plugs and pectoral implants that places a workout towel on a machine and proceeds to complete one slow, very light set on a different machine with exaggerated form. Then, the same person will walk around the gym for about 15-20 minutes before their next set, hoping to see someone they know that also would rather socialize than workout. They wear very baggy clothing to hide their lack of proportion, especially in the leg area.
There goes the workout impostor, he's only done 2 sets the entire time I've been here, and I'm finished my workout!
That workout impostor would rather socialize and fix his towel than get results.
That workout impostor would rather socialize and fix his towel than get results.
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