himmer

A shortening of the phrase "him or her." Himmer can be used as a pronoun to refer to a person of unidentifiable sex, or when writing about a person of unknown gender.

See also: hersh, hiser

I though I'd finally figure what Pat was when I saw himmer coming out of the bathroom, but it was one of those stupid unisex ones.

by exstock July 27, 2009

Hammerturd

This is when you accidentally defecate in the shower and need to dispose of it, so you forcefully stomp it through the drain. Similar to a waffle stomp but with authority.

"What is that odor coming from the shower? Did you seriously do a hammerturd again?"

by iweartinfoilhats August 11, 2021

hammertext

A text received from someone, usually at a socially inappropriate hour, that is obviously under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

"This guy hammertexted me at 3AM, he was wasted."

by Pfelgin Negnar June 10, 2013

Hammerton

The surname of a certain type of girl. She can be very unique, but also very gnarly. She's pretty ratchet. Watch out, she'll have you by your man parts.

Bro 1: yo, that girl almost had me by my manhood
Bro 2: damn bro, she must have been a Hammerton

by IHadToMakeAnAccountForThisJoke August 10, 2017

Hammertime

An occassion for group sex, particularly when there is a large female to male ratio.

When I walked up in that room with all them naked hotties, I knew that it was hammertime.

by Brian Tam September 16, 2005

Hammertime

Is when a fellow employee does not do his job at least one week prior to leaving on a scheduled vacation, for fear that doing the job will interfere with that vacation.

Hey guys, Russ is on Hammertime this week before his hunting trip.

by LPD 507 October 26, 2007

Hammertoe

diesase that fuckes up your toes
also can be used to replace any word in the dictionary
also a nickname for that fucked up thing in folk lore

you little hammertoe
yeah you can hammer my toe
waaaaa hammertoe

by Squant0 December 10, 2007