Anuskwiks' Hideous Painting

A picture of a twelve-foot long erect penis. Once every year, it jumps out and goes on a rampage.

One squad's final transmission:

Sir...an unidentified object is coming our way. It's four yards long and two yards wide.

What? Main screen turn on!

Penis!

What you say?

Penis, sir, penis!

Make your time for later. Night is best time.

SIR A GIANT PENIS IS ABOUT TO FLY INTO OUR TURRET!

For GREAT JUSTICE!

by CharlesManson October 20, 2003

Bumping hideouses

Similar to "bumping uglies", the act of sexual intercourse between two offensively unattractive people.

-Did you see her go upstairs with that fatass?
-Yeah, they're probably bumping hideouses.

by Wilbertforce January 25, 2011

hideous

Something that is vile and disgusting, and no person should ever attempt.

The 3 penis' inside the potato heads anus was hideous!

by Guru of the word Hideous March 23, 2004

hideousity

The act of being hideous toward others either for reason of humor or to prove a point. Hideousity is never shady, just fierce. Term coined by the DC Social Group, the House of Hideousity.
2. To be truly hideous (and thus acting with sheer and utter hideousity) one must be in some way intoxicated.
3. A reference to the genitals.

He enacted the best hideousity recorded for some time -- posting pictures of his best friend completely passed out and with marker written all over his face and arms.

Somebody who is extremely drunk and unable to care for themselves is being hideous: "Check out his hideousity."
Also, "I don't want to be anywhere near her hideousity because she has herpes."

by The House of Hideousity April 11, 2005

hideousyncratic

Beyond hideous.

See the film Running with Scissors.

The film Running with Scissors is hideousyncratic.

by Scissors Fan September 7, 2007

Hidarious

Comically hideous.

Ha-ha! Those shoes are so ugly/funny... just hidarious.

by Face Mugsley August 18, 2015

Hizanyous

Hizanyous is a cross between zany and hilarious, and can be reffered to something which is funny but strange. And was ultimately created by Mindwell in car going to beach.

"That dead parakeet was hizanyous." Said Larry.

And poof! The bird disappeared. . .
And Jordan appeared!

by oliv and em em January 2, 2005