Heywood Jablome

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call

"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

Hewson's Law

As an online discussion about U2 grows longer, the probability of someone pointing out that Bono is a wanker approaches one

User1: Rattle and Hum was the best album ever
User2: That Bono is a complete wanker.
User1: Ahhh I invoke Hewson's Law, I win

by TheGreatJC January 22, 2009

Henwo

Henwo is a very special way to say hello. You can't say henwo to just anybody, it must be reserved for the best and most loyal companions

Bobo - (enters room) "henwo"
Josh - "aww hey buddy"

by Pandamonium101 October 26, 2018

Heywood Jablomee

A name and play on words that's meant to sound like "Hey, would you blow me?" Very similar to Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, etc.

Me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: "Hey ladies, this is my friend, Heywood Jablomee."
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"

by ShyGuy23 December 15, 2013

Heewong Theory

combination of english and computer science, targeting dylan wong hoi mun and choi hee won, in 11 years the end of this theory will come

This is a Heewong Theory

by jeong hoo September 18, 2023

Heewon

A strong weird tomboy girl, loves fighting and annoying the boys ;) she loves watching anime and being lazy... she absolutely thinks school is normal (mostly because she gets to see boys), but can be a nice girl and loves annoying and hugging people! if she comes you better run.. will end up nasty if you get her mad.

OH RUN THERE IS A HEEWON!

by AnonymousCatWeirdo.UwU October 29, 2019

hewo

Another way of pronounciating hello.

A term that I've been using for awhile...

guy 1: *walks in room*
guy 1: hewo everyone!
guy 2: hi!
guy 3: hey whats up?

by SawJai June 2, 2004