Hermes Fung

An Asian kid from Hong Kong who currently lives in Moncton in Canada. Can also be used to describe any minority who tries to "act white" to fit in.

That kid is such a Hermes Fung.

by Tyler Okkay December 7, 2011

hermest

the whitest black boy you will ever meet....also looks like franklin the turtle

girl: "do you know hermest?"
friend: "yeah, the one that looks like franklin the turtle?"

by billionaire boys club December 12, 2016

hermes link

When you go down on her, while chewing croissant, and she cum al over your face

Damn son, yo bitch hit me up with that hermes link last night. it was al over me.

by ice blue mink June 21, 2017

Hesmis

One of the oldest Turkish Mythological Gods. "Hes" means sex in old Turkish and he is known as "The Sex God".

When Hesmis blows his feathers to the skies, the sex desire dawns.

by poet26 September 20, 2017

Hermes

A guy who interrupts people with "wait" or "holdup"

Look at that guy, he's being a hermes

by #MamamanSwag October 2, 2017

hermes poor

Having a Hermes (like Gucci, Fendi, Prada) bag and no money inside.

Girl was strolling down the street with her designer bag, and couldn't find 5 dollars for her chicken patty!!! Biatch is Hermes poor!

by UD inventor November 18, 2017

hesmel faznee

A person whose kindness is often being taken for granted and a victim of manipulation.

Mr John have become the latest Hesmel Faznee by Ms Ann.

by Antonin Artaud January 4, 2018