Hegseth

A desperate act of a deeply closeted gay male trying to avoid beeing outed; especially power bottoms. Designed to deflect attention from their obvious love of men and reenforce their heterosexual image in the public eye.

Donald: "I have to admire that macho vibe of Pete. He's all man; just like Arnold Palmer."
JD: "Sir, I'm sorry to report there's a new web video of him going down on Lindsey"
Donald: "Shit. Call DOD, Tell them I've authorized deployment of an emergency Hegseth"

by hesgottogo June 4, 2025

Hegsething

To fail at the proper form required for physical fitness or exercise of any kind. Also, to lie or brag about how much weight you can lift or press.

I knew Pete was Hegsething when he swung the kettlebell between his legs too low to the ground.

by Nonalcoholic March 7, 2026

Hegsething

To do an exercise with the wrong or improper physical form. Also, to lie or brag about how much weight you can move.

I knew Pete was Hegsething when I saw him swinging a kettlebell between his legs too close to the ground.

by Nonalcoholic March 7, 2026

Hegseth

A rectum that is unclean, off coloured, marred by fecal matter, cluttered with detritus and often accompanied by a foul odour. With adequate cleaning a Hegseth can return to being a regular and functional rectum.

Toilet roll was clinging ceaselessly to Harry’s anal beard, the smell of his Hegseth ostracised him with his peers.

Sandra’s high fibre diet left her with a chronic Hegseth - the doctor recommended high pressure spritzing and a bleach colonic.

“Bruh, this Hegseth is itchy and smells roadkill soufflé. Never swim in stagnant water man.

by CheazyE April 3, 2026

Pete Hegseth

A TV host and author who is now the nominee for Secretary of Defense in 2025, wants an "American victory" to be the end of globalism, Islamism, secularism, leftism, and enviormentalism. Although, he has fought Iraq and Afghanistan wars, he also is being accused for sexual assault.

Man, Pete Hegseth is kind of weird!

by popbulligan December 5, 2024

Full Hegseth

Getting drunk and dropping inappropriate stuff in a work groupchat because your opsec is secure

"I had to call HR because Larry went Full Hegseth after beers at lunch, he said Janice's tits are primo. This is why nobody invites him out"

by JWR8 March 26, 2025

doing a Hegseth

When caught doing something wrong, to deny it utterly and insult and demean the person who caught you doing it.

"I heard a cop caught Jim running a red light and nearly hitting someone. He said the light was green, it was the other guy's fault, and the cop was fat, stupid and blind."
"Oh, he was doing a Hegseth, then!"

by xdemos March 29, 2025