Definitions by JWR8
Ben Kenobi
Entering a women's life, suddenly changing the course of said life forever, and then disappearing in a cloud of smoke, leaving her to only speak to imaginary versions of you in her most woowoo/compromised moments
"Yeah, gave her the ol' Ben Kenobi, once that pregnancy test came positive, I dipped. She still texts me when she's drunk but I haven't responded in years."
Ben Kenobi by JWR8 August 1, 2026
Full Hegseth
"I had to call HR because Larry went Full Hegseth after beers at lunch, he said Janice's tits are primo. This is why nobody invites him out"
Full Hegseth by JWR8 March 26, 2025