Broken Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy's personality after Jeff Hardy put him in the hospital. Speaks with an English accent, refers to people by their middle names, has premonitions, and deletes people from existence. Broken Matt also likes to bite TNA fans and has turned his brother Jeff into an Obsolete Mule, now known as Brother Nero. Broken Matt also has a gardener named Senor Benjamin who specializes in preparing the battlefield for massacre, a drone named Vangaurd 1 who commands Matt's fleet of assault drones and a Dilapidated Boat named Skasguard who saved Matt's life from a Brother Nero attack.

Broken Matt Hardy, you are really weirding me out right now.

by XMC7991 August 26, 2016

herding cats

The phrase herding cats comes from the common saying that something involving coordination of many different groups or people is as difficult as herding cats. One of the commonly encountered uses of the term in technical fields is the phrase "Managing programmers is like herding cats" or "Managing engineers is like herding cats". In education it would be "Managing students is like herding cats". In reality, it would be "Managing cats is like herding cats." It refers to the individualism common in the stereotypical examples of programmers and domesticated cats. A similar phrase, allegedly of Irish origins, is "Minding mice at a crossroads".

Me: Yo. I was having trouble.
You: So, managing cats was like herding cats?
Cats: Ya!

by catherdmaster January 3, 2009

herd-stupidity

The act of people that are too stupid to realise they are stupid gathering in herds to ward off the actual intellectually superior people.

I was on reddit earlier lurking posts and I stumbled upon this thread filled with nothing but herd-stupidity against the OP

by Shadou December 28, 2016

freshman herd

During their first few weekends at college, freshmen will flock together in large packs (often as many as 10-20 people) and walk for miles desperately seeking parties and/or booze. We know we all did it, but it's still really funny to see.

- fifteen drunk and frightened-looking students walk by -
Ben: Check out the size of that freshman herd.
Donna: Hey, freshmen! You guys lost?
- Donna is joking, but they really are lost and are too embarrassed to ask for directions -

by akilina August 4, 2010

Tom Hardy

Sexy, handsome and also very talented british actor.

A: Whos that very hot man in Inception

B: He is Tom Hardy

by mrs. scorsese September 15, 2011

Cull the herd

Jacob Seed's ideology. Everyone has their purpose, the strong will fight, the weak will be culled. Only you...

Person 1: Excellent. Cull the herd.

by ONLY YOU June 1, 2018

Heidy

an amazing, energetic, smart, styling, funny, gorgeous girl. She laughs at everything and is almost always smiling. She has alot of flaws but on the inside is a person with alot of emotion and personality. She likes to keep things inside of her and is always smiling even if something is hurting her. She is beautiful both inside and out and attracts a few haters because they are jealous of her supreme godliness and beauty. This girl definitely has a temper, but she controls it most of the time. A Heidy is an one of kind and very rare. Shes super pretty and fresh. She is a dude magnet. Every guy on this planet is lucky to have her. She's a beautiful gift.

Damn look at her, Shes hott!!" "Of course she is, that's Heidy

by freshx12 August 13, 2010