Hemi

Old Mopar engines used in Dodge/Chrysler cars such as Chargers, Super Bee's, Road Runners, Challengers, and other muscle cars. The name was derived for Hemispherical cylinder heads using a SOHC design. The new "Hemi's" are not actually Hemi's, but just a copyrighted name used to sell cars. New Hemi engines are simply a waste of fuel, space, and money. Dodge achives it's power these day by low-tech cheap in-efficient engines. With Chevy you get about the same performance with about double the MPG. Dodge talks about their new Viper-powered V-10 Ram, which is the fastest stock pickup in the world. Well last time I checked, people don't by pickups to go fast, they buy them for hauling shit.

Dodge Sucks.

I am quite positive if Chevy or Ford wanted to make the fastest stock truck in the world, they could, without using a super-car engine.

by Rice Hater September 2, 2005

Hemi

Often pointed out on a car to distract attention from the actual shitty car itself.

Joe Dirt: "Yeah, she's got a Hemi"

by k.derr July 12, 2009

Hemi

Best person ever by far. Can treat a girl good, and is very special. Hemi can be non-talkative, and can make your life so much more amazing. And ladies, if you end up getting him, trust me he's worth it ;) don't let him go. Also, you mess with him, his best friend will beat you up ;) He can also, be a spicy and salty guy. :')

Best friend: "So hemi how's your day?"
Hemi: "It was fine, someone was messing with me tho-"
Best friend: "If I get accused for murder, bail me out."

by Don't_ask_me_what_i_am January 24, 2018

Hemi

A hemi is that fat kid in your gym class, every class/ school has a hemi. The hemi in your gym class probably smells somewhat like a dead horse. A hemi typically likes little boys, and sucks at life in general. Hemi's often make funny faces when attepting to do something. (This can range from breathing to playing softball) When this "hemi" makes one laugh, the hemi usually has enough time to toss an insult your way because of your extreme laughing. This is when you call him fat.

Hemi- Your stupid!
Chris- JEZUZ.....u smell like a fuckin ass .........get ur thumb out of ur ass.
Aaron- AND TAKE A SHOWER!!
Dillon- Pancakes.

by The Terminator July 20, 2008

Pulling a Hemi

When you're so wrong that in order for someone to correct you they would have to teach you what equates to several entry level college classes. Ultimately making correcting you more trouble than it's worth. Often met with agressive rage and violent sexual rhetoric from your side.

Hemi: We can't have medicare for all because then doctors will make less money, you stupid mingering cum gargler. And if doctors make less money nobody will want to be a doctor anymore, you absolute cretin DOLT. Then America will run out of doctors and we will all die. That is why Insulin NEEDS to be 10x more expensive in America than every other country.

Person 2: I would correct you but you're just pulling a Hemi and I don't have 3 hours to spend doing so.

Hemi: I am not astonished.

DOLT!

by MarkoLYFT July 4, 2023

hemi-clit

A clitoris like appendage formed on or in a woman's anus able to produce an orgasmic response. This is usually a result of repeated, prolonged and intense anal intercourse.

Upon examining Jennifer's asshole he noticed that she had must have enjoyed a lot of anal sex because she had a hemi-clit.

by Paul December 21, 2004

pop a hemi

hemi deriving from the word hemorrhoid, when you are so mad that the pressure of you blood rises the point the loose rectal vessel combusts.

(*this isn't biologically accurate*)

ah man ur dad was so mad when i ding dong ditched his house, i thought he would pop a hemi.

by n.c404 July 23, 2022