mushroom helper

A nickname for the body-hugging little black deathsuit impregnated with mushroom spores to hasten one’s decomposition.

Upon my death I plan for my body to be placed into the ground, sans casket, in a simple suit I call the mushroom helper.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2019

facebook herpes

someone who constantly writes on your facebook page and/or comments on everything you write

Steve's been giving me facebook herpes ever since I added him as a friend

by honest bob 85 October 21, 2009

Helper's Syndrome

Miscommunication when a friend's attempt to comfort another (i.e. after a break-up) instead blames that person for being a dofus choosing poorly.

Helper's Syndrome caused Sanna to call my ex's "psychos" after I broke up. My girls aren't "psychos."

by richardc020 April 17, 2009

Helpdesk

The infested rectum of a dead camel, where legions of undying techs are forced to provide support to the brainless masses. There only reprive being the mute button and the occasional 'actual' retard calling up providing entertainment

Helpdesk = Hell = Infested rectum of a dead camel

by Rob February 16, 2004

helpdesk

a place where the nhs keeps me.
like a monkey doing tricks with remote support for the brainless masses.

me (helpdesk operator): 'ok remote support is now starting'
brainless corporate stooge: oooooh it moves on its own
me: *smashing blunt intrument on face sounds*

by gazzerama April 27, 2006

helpdesk

We fix the things all the stupid fools with computers break

I don't understand how to operate my computer yet want it to do things that are impossible with the software I'm using. I know! I'll call the Helpdesk and make them do it for me!

by Katt October 24, 2003

rock and roll herpes

Genital sores caused by gyrating to 'rock a billy'

pago dances like he's got rock and roll herpes

by bumhole trio October 5, 2009