Flatulence of the worst kind. A severe fart that is like an obscene phone call from nature. The air--dank, fetid, unsavory and far from fresh--feels as if it is being exhaled into one's face from a nuclear blast channeled through an unkempt brown eye. Sometimes the smell even tastes like effluvious rotting death- beer vomit, infected diarrhea, gangrene, and the mystery smell of the river entering the ocean at low tide, amplifying the intrusion of feculent compost. It is obscene and repulsive, harsh and violent at the same time. In close proximity, miles from the barking bowels of the guilty anus, the air maintains this quality of putrid death, although unknown where it acquired a tinge of Satan's rectum, perhaps due to fumes expelled by tormented souls asses being delivered by rancid demons.
A smell awoke him. It was a scent as old as time. It was a hundred aromas of a thousand skunks. It was the tang of sweaty underarm. It was the musk of rough anal sex. It was the muscular rot of Gruyère cheese in urine. It was the spice of rotting savorous road kill. Meaty and redolent of death with decay and repugnant rot. It was horrid and offensive and nauseating and obscene. It was solid and alive - so alive! And it was close, lying right next to him in fact. The vapors invaded his nostrils and his hair rose to their roots. His eyes were as heavy as manhole covers, but he opened them. Through the dying calm inside him snaked the horrible realization that she had expelled another heinous anus fragrance.
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Rebecca: He's 6'3", I don't want to be a height hoe, but you know, I'm 5'9"
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Get the Heighternal Twins mug.Neighborhood located in Eastchester, NY. The area is small and unique because it is essentially where several towns/cities meet (Mt. Vernon, Pelham, Tuckahoe, Bronxville, Eastchester and to some extent New Rochelle).
Chester Heights is home to the popular Elia Taverna restaurant, a family-owned grocery store, and several other small shops including a GiGi's Nails and J&G Deli.
It is commonly considered to be the area between California Road and Exit 14, in either direction, off the Hutchinson River Parkway.
Chester Heights is home to the popular Elia Taverna restaurant, a family-owned grocery store, and several other small shops including a GiGi's Nails and J&G Deli.
It is commonly considered to be the area between California Road and Exit 14, in either direction, off the Hutchinson River Parkway.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: I have a Bronxville address, a Pelham phone number, I go to Tuckahoe High School, if I call 911 Eastchester Police show up, my neighbors across the street live in Mt. Vernon, and all my friends are from New Ro.
Person 1: So, where do you live?
Person 2: Chester Heights. Right by DeCiccos!
Person 2: I have a Bronxville address, a Pelham phone number, I go to Tuckahoe High School, if I call 911 Eastchester Police show up, my neighbors across the street live in Mt. Vernon, and all my friends are from New Ro.
Person 1: So, where do you live?
Person 2: Chester Heights. Right by DeCiccos!
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Usually a Height Queen will pen down "must be 5ft10+" or "must be 6ft+" on their dating personals.
Usually a Height Queen will pen down "must be 5ft10+" or "must be 6ft+" on their dating personals.
Dave: Hey Sarah why did you pass up on Rob? He really likes you and you have to admit you both have a lot in common. He's really down about it.
Sarah: Because he's too short. He's really sweet n' all but I just wasn't attracted to him.
Dave: Short?? He's like 5ft9 and your 5ft3. He's taller than you by a considerable amount! Are you a Height Queen or something?
Sarah: I only date men over 6 feet tall, shallow I know but I can't help it, that's just the way I feel, sorrrryyyyy. Whats a Height Queen?
Sarah: Because he's too short. He's really sweet n' all but I just wasn't attracted to him.
Dave: Short?? He's like 5ft9 and your 5ft3. He's taller than you by a considerable amount! Are you a Height Queen or something?
Sarah: I only date men over 6 feet tall, shallow I know but I can't help it, that's just the way I feel, sorrrryyyyy. Whats a Height Queen?
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