Heaney

A heaney is a moment when you say something without thinking about it before hand

“That time you had a toot toot up your snoot snoot”

Oh I’ve had a heaney

by Hibernianrgood December 31, 2022

heineys

urban nickname for a Heineken beer.

• Eric - “Hey, bro. are you down for some brewskis?!”

• Jamie - “sounds like a plan; i’m thinking.. some heineys!”

by orimaR February 6, 2024

Heaney

Heaney is a nonce

“Do you know heaney?”
“Oh yeah, Heaney is a nonce”

by anonymous June 28, 2025

Heaney

Heaney is a nonce

“Do you know heaney?”
“Oh yeah, Heaney is a nonce”

by anonymous June 28, 2025

Heaney

Heaney is a nonce

“Do you know heaney?”

“Oh yeah, heaney is a nonce”

by Crack that June 28, 2025

Heaney

A man with a toddler's penis on a adult body

Good god! Look at that tiny thing! He's a right Heaney

by KirstyH January 4, 2026

Rachel Henney

Smoking a cigarette like a hard ass.

Look at her, she is pulling a Rachel Henney

by Penn State Witness November 22, 2011