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hector is a really great guy. he is nice, caring, respectful, sweet, considerate, funny, loving, trustworthy, a good listener, smart, amazing, etc. if you ever meet one, you should consider yourself lucky. they always know just how to make you laugh and smile, even without intending to. they are also one of the best people you could ever meet, and they don't like to see their friends sad, so if they do, they'll do whatever they can to cheer them up. their personalities are so pure and like-able. they always know how to make you feel better about things, and are super generous. hectors may also be big dummies.. and maybe have traintracks.. (braces). they deserve everything good life has to offer. so, if you ever meet a hector you should keep them close to you and have a lot of love for them, because if not, you'll regret it. ♡
wow!! hector!!!
by pinkfleur May 27, 2020
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Hectik

Aussie Slang (Australian)

Extreem, Awesome
you would say "thats a Hectik jump"
or "last night was Hectik"
"oi bro, i went to the pub last night.
and this argument started, this guy hit him right,
the other bloke swung one back at him,
and dropped the cunt hahahaha
it was Fucking Hectik aha"
by Gemiinii October 8, 2011
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hectified

"I gotta know exactly where we're going, because it being rush hour & all, everything's gonna be all hectified."
by ian the bastard October 16, 2008
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Hectit

A hectit can be quite simply defined as hectic tit, and overactive wanker, basically someone who gets on your nerves for being too active when they should be monging out in front of a computer.

First coined during a game of scrabble when one player wanted to spell "hectic" but had one too few "C's" and one too many "T's", thus hectit was born.
oh dom and james are such hectits

look at that hectit over there.

ben is the king of the hectits.

good morning, that's a nice hectit.

that was such a hectit moment...
by safesafesafe September 5, 2010
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Capt'n Hector

That crazy space parrot in the Ambrosia game series Escape Velocity.
by Capt'n Hector April 4, 2003
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hectos

by Azdog April 17, 2008
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Hector-ped

(noun) Any type of phrase, action, suggestion, falsification that is introduced into an interaction between any shady-style, rip-off, con-man, double/drug dealing cheat and their soon-to-be-without-money-and/or drugs victim(s) presently in the making. These shorthand stylings are simply subterfuge to keep the victim confused and unsure, taking attention away from the main business at hand. Seasoned pieces of shit can, will, and do spin their hector-ped days, weeks, even months if needed depending on how long the victim continues to pursue their long-gone finances that were gone permanently at the very moment the money reached Hector's hands. From the front to the back and top to the bottom, hector-ped is used on the reg by the most wiley, streetwise pushers to the most dim-witted nickel-and-dime predictable cheats, but regardless of their standing it is always most deplorable and a black mark on all who may be associated with such swindlers no matter how loosely linked.
Nikki just knew in all his being that he was about to be burned and fixing to get the fuck-job done on him the minute he put his cash in Charles's hand, felt it. The look in Charles's conspiring and greedy eyes all but insured him of such. 'That fuckin' bug' thought Nikki, 'I should just run over the cockroach outright before he even gets back in the ride without his money, questionable dope, and enough hector-ped that he'd be spewing that lying bullshit that could easily be passed off as some crock of shit created by a third grader to everyone until he got out of the vehicle. Lie after stupid lie, line after every bullshit line, Charles would come out to the good' Nikki knew.
by Nikki Stixx September 21, 2021
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