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give headpats to smol day

"Give Headpats to Smol day" is a joke day that "smolcutie" (the discord user) got on her mind on March 30th. The day is on April 2nd. You shall then appear in her DMs/server and be like *givez headpatz* to her.
"brooo its my birthday !!"
"fuck that, its give headpats to smol day"
"oh right, aight thx for reminding me !"
by smolcutiepie March 30, 2023
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Hampants

Noun: The phenomena that occurs in the absence of any discernible delineation between a human's belly and groin, so as to appear as if one was crotching a Christmas ham. The most significant existence of hampants witnessed to date is the groindomen of former New England Patriots/Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis. This effect is accentuated when the subject tucks his/her shirt into their pants, most commonly a polo shirt of some type.
The woman I encountered in line for the petting zoo at the State Fair had Charlie Weis-level hampants.
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Headpattable

A head that looks compatible. Or a head that looks like any proper head. Idk ask the legend u/Sonics111 himself
No one:

Natsuki's hair:

Also, the top of her head looks weird.

Probably because I'm bad at editing hair models.

Oh no, it's completely fine! It's just, I never thought I'd see the day when I would see the top of Natsuki's head. To be honest, it looks very headpattable.
by kangaroosrlit December 2, 2020
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Headpattable

A head that looks compatible; looks like it could be a proper head. A head that looks like any normal head would.
*sees the an oc fanart of natsuki's hair*
person1: The top of Natsuki's hair looks weird

op: Probably because I'm bad at editing hair models.

person1: Oh no, it's completely fine! It's just, I never thought I'd see the day when I would see the top of Natsuki's head. To be honest, it looks very headpattable.
by kangaroosrlit December 2, 2020
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Deadpants

The pants you no longer fit in as a result of weight loss or weight gain.
“I have like 4 pairs of jeans in my closet that don’t fit anymore, but I know after this diet I’m going to fit in them again.”
“George, those are your deadpants. Let go of them and embrace who you are now.”
by CandiceFoot May 29, 2023
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headpass

A pass given to someone for oral sex, typically for free. A coupon to get a blowjob with the intensity of which that angry German kid beat up his computer. A ticket given by your girl when you want your shit sucked like how one sucks the Campbell's® Chicken Gravy on the mashed potatoes your mama makes for you and the fam every Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Bro #1: "Hell yeah! My girl just gave me a headpass for my birthday!"
Bro #2: "What's a headpass?"
Bro #1: "Come over today, I'll show you!"
Bro #2: "Bet"
by Hugh E. Recshin November 28, 2023
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National Femboy headpat day

On July 17th is National Femboy headpat day. The day where all femboy's get headpats for no reason. C'mon... Don't be shy... We all know you want to do it :3...
A: "Hey! Gimme headpats!"

B: "Wh-what, why?

A: "today is the "National Femboy headpat day"! I need headpats! :C
by Esdapox July 17, 2024
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