George Floyd Headlock

When someone puts you in a chokehold for 10 minutes.

Tyrone was fighting a cop so the cop put Tyrone in a George Floyd headlock for 10 minutes to subdue his ass.

by anonymous November 23, 2020

Nathan Big Tits Healy

the person with the biggest boobs in Bundaberg. Has an amazing best friend with the initials JF and Jon is a NEWB.

My god, Thats Nathan Big tits Healy

by utterpqnage April 29, 2011

headline status

usually an inside joke or funny anecdote that you deem worthy to put on your myspace as your headline.

friend 1- "i was not a crappy hamper...OOPS! i meant happy camper!"
friend 2- "Headline Status!!!"

by shanikwa007 May 4, 2009

headvy

adj. the state of being heavy-headed

"Dudette--you've been studying *WAY* too much! Stop thinking so much. You'll get headvy; your body will drag down to the floor..."

by Doos Jarus May 12, 2020

two midgets in a headlock

A chick with big boobs, too big for her body.

that chick has huge titties it looks like she has two midgets in a headlock.

by Jonny0oo0 April 2, 2007

Headlight Squeegee

An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.

Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.

by mrrab June 11, 2015

headless cross

A very underrated album by Black Sabbath and a very underrated song by Black Sabbath with Tony Martin as the singer. Most people believe its satanic or blasphemis due to the name. However, that is untrue. The song is about a village in Worschershire England named "Headless Cross"
that came under a great illness. The people blamed it all on Satan and called each other devil worshipers because they believed God was punishing them. Sadly, the whole village was wiped out due to the plague.

Guy: Dude, have you heard Headless Cross it's epic
Guy 2: That sounds devil worshiping
Guy: No it's not, just do your reasearch

by Metal pholosepher November 15, 2011