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The gwak gwak 3000, ultimate head, instead of nut its cheddar 🧀. Girls go crazy for it
Yo Jonathan you got that header cheddar last night?

Yah man it was some of that good good she gave some sloppy toppy

Fuckk i think she got some nut on me
by You heard it here first February 16, 2021
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Cheeky Henderson

The act of intentionally inserting your penis into the butthole, but pretending it was an accident.
Joshua Samuel: bro I did a cheeky Henderson last night she didn’t know what hit her.
Connor Jason: that’s my boy, bitches love a cheeky Henderson.
by Connormacdaddy June 16, 2021
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open header

To have your car's engine run with the exhaust manifold bare, rendering it obnoxiously loud, according to rice boy standards.

Your general stock cars are by itself equipped with these items, that guide, muffle, and clean exhaust gases, as well as reduce performance by increasing backpressure:

Exhaust Manifold - A sturdy structure that covers the exit paths after your exhaust gases has left when the exhaust valve opens. It purpose is to collect exhaust gases so it can be either pumped with air to burn undercombusted hydrocarbons (provides no power, but better smog tests) via air injection, or further send down the tailpipe, where further methods are undertaken to quiet and clean the expanding exhaust gases.

Tailpipe - Narrow metal tube, that not only directs the exhaust gases to the back of the car (or to the sides), but because of its small diameter, slows the flow of gases, quieting the motor significantly (an a explosion for example is basically a loud expansion of gases). Slant eyed rice enthusiasts would take the hint, and install gigantic fart cans to their tailpipes to turn their tranquil hum of their civics into a vomit-inducing whine. Like they even need it anyways.

Muffler - As it's name states, it further "muffles" the sound of the still rapidly traveling exhaust gases by forcing it through a series of small intricate pipes.

Catalytic Converters - Helps burn excess uncombusted hydrocarbons that have unfortunately had not be burned up after introducing air into the exhaust manifolds (temperature still hot enough to ignite raw fuel), via air injectors operated by a air pump. Also, it helps get rid of Oxides of Nitrogen (Unuseable, unlike Nitrous Oxide), and changes carbon monoxide into less lethal, carbon dioxide. Catalytic converters reduce performance and sound just as much as mufflers, though if overworked (if your car has rich-fuel problems), it would glow and strain, melting the honeycomb like structures inside, further clogging the path in which exhaust can escape.

A obstructed path for exhaust gases to escape is very bad for engine performance, if nearly completed plugged, exhaust gases have nowhere to go but back into the combustion chamber, causing the motor to run terribly, or stall.

The idea of running your car, preferably a hot rod open header, is to increase performance, lessen the strain on the engine, make it sound louder and more macho, as well as to impress your friends.

Unless your attending a open header contest with other like gearheads, removing any of the above components is ILLEGAL as stated by the DMV. But at least this definition gives you something about exhaust and performance.
"Bling a Ding Chong" thought that by sawing off his catalytic converter on his slick green rice rocket, he can beat Mary Anne on her pink 72 Chevelle. But instead, he serves jailtime with fellow burly prison rapist Tyrone Smith after flipping off a police officer.
by Chang Tan July 28, 2005
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Henderson Hammer

The act of cocking back a hard right hook for just the right moment. Ducking down and bringing it full force into the face of your opponent. Followed by jumping in the air and landing a second right hook directly into their already unconscious head on the ground.

You achieve maximum effectiveness if this is done to a British shit talker and followed by standing and walking away as if it was nothing.
Did you see that? Dan Henderson just knocked the shit out of Bisping with that Henderson Hammer.
by That Canadian July 23, 2009
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Cheddar Header

Sucking off a dude with smegma riddled cheese dick.
I was so dick driven I settled for a homeless guy in the alley and got a little cheddar header.

I handled bathed for two weeks so when the old lady went down she got a little cheddar header.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
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Henderson High School

A typical suburban high school located in West Chester, PA. The administrators think Henderson is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and the student population is divided into numerous cliques which interact with each other sparingly. If you go to Henderson, chances are you deal with the following:

1) Somebody will pull a dumb prank, with graffiti in the bathroom being a common problem, and never get caught. The school letter will always say that the school's good reputation has been tarnished.

2) There will be a kid, or small group of kids, that interrupt class frequently (Spanish class is usually a victim) as if they are the only ones who are cool enough to be pissed off at school. Everybody else in the classroom wants to leave just as much and wishes these kids would just shut up so they can just write down what they need and watch family guy or weeds when they get home.

3) There will be one teacher per grade everybody knows is a "cool teacher."

4) The kids in the incrowd give each other nicknames. All of these nicknames are predictable and lame.

5) The girls that are hot are usually very arrogant and bitchy but nobody cares because a. they're hot and b. theres a ton of gross rumors going around about them anyway.

6) One counterculture kid will try his/her best to scare everyone. They don't.

7) Misplaced pride is abundant.

8) There is usually something that is being overhyped by the student population.

9) You know that despite the school's bragging your GPA is probably on a curve or everyone's homework copying or embarassingly simple machinations have worked on the teachers.

10) Jackass and/or CKY worship is of course common.

Despite the parade of juvenile delinquency, kids in Henderson are usually pretty laid back with each other so long as there isn't drama causing an average of a year long strife between them. It's simply another wealthy school with a bloated ego and schoolwork that everyone saves until the last minute and forgets soon after. To survive such a cliche school everyone does the cliche thing: smoke headies, drink budmilloors and natural ice, break the law, and talk about it alot. It's just high school - you love it or hate it.
We go to Henderson High School. We can't wait to hang out in town this weekend.
by MasterDisaster February 24, 2009
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Thicky Henderson

A dime piece with them thick thighs, plump booty, 12/6 hammer tits and basically just THICK without being fat. It's with a sports reference aka rickey henderson, a name to categorize all those fine ass thicky babies in the world. Can be used with any rickey's or rick's or something similar.
"check out thicky henderson over there with that badunkadunk"

"damn! she got that Thick Butkis!!"

"oh my god! Thicky Ricardo is off the fukin chain!"
by ARMANIX510 November 2, 2006
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