Emma's Headband

A soft, dark grey headband belonging to Emma Harverson. Was cheated on by Brayden Black with Lea's Headband. Emma's Headband does not like to be cheated on.

Brayden Black: Emma, can I have your headband?
Emma: No, she doesn't like you.
Julian: Emma's Headband x Brayden Black x Lea's Headband.

by Ace of Doom June 6, 2018

All over it like a japanese Headband

The term is as was created by the great man avg and it means on top of it

frank was All over it like a Japanese headband

by Sk8death26 October 2, 2016

blitzkrieg headband

being incredibly stoned off your ass. way beyond being blitzed you are blitzkrieged because you have been smoking a strain of marijuana known as headband.

skeet {passing the joint}- dan how you feelin' over there?
dan- i feel like i'm rocking the blitzkrieg headband right now bro.
skeet- lets go to war with these bitches!
dan- now where's my unicorn?

by raptasticRiZZo March 24, 2010

Number Zero Headband

The craziest of all fucking bitches, i.e. Lyndsey Miller. That bitch is fucked up. DON'T APPROACH! Reference from the Afro-Samurai series, as the Number One Headband was supposed to be strongest.

Mike: "Oh shit! Your ex is a Number One Headband"

Pete: "No, she's a fuckin Number Zero Headband"

by xVrael June 27, 2010

Mexican Headband

An act by completely fucked up people.... when one attaches themself to another beings head by wrapping their legs around their head like a headband and smothering their face with pubes and possible penis or vagina.

"Thank God that guys dick was that small or that Mexican Headband would have blinded me!"

by Anal Flakes III September 18, 2008

Pearl Headband

When a male ejaculates on the forehead of another person making a headband of semen.

Kris: Oh dude check out what i did to Cara's forehead.
Mike: What do you call that?
Kris: A Pearl Headband.
Mike: HEY CARA NICE HEADBAND!

by AshnJess June 8, 2009

kamikaze headband

The defenition of sex. An erotic, sacred item to be worn as a head dress. Causes su-obsessed males and females to orgasm on sight. Can be worn with anything, or without anything. Only one god-like male has been able to do it justice. Can also be used to replace sexual lingo and as sexual innuedo.

"Last night was crazy...I got kamikaze headband'd all over my face."

by Caitlin32491 September 23, 2007