homophobia

An irrational fear of going home.
Homophob(ic) one who is reluctant for the evening to end and finally go home and face what is/not there.
Can describe one who is aware that 'home is not where the heart is, but where the tax bill is' and is reluctant to cross that threshold.

"Hey, where are we going now?"

"Whoa, it's 3pm, we've been going solid since yesterday lunch"

"Uhuh, so where are we going now?"

"I diagnose acute homophobia my friend"

"Look a taxi.."

by footfarmer October 5, 2005

Internalized homophobia

An outward projection of homophobia as a coping mechanism for internal conflict with one’s own sexual identity.

Mike pence hates gays because he’s probably gay. #internalized homophobia

by Friskykittytitty January 12, 2019

Hobophobia

the fear that whenever you see a hobo you automatically think he will get up and stab you in the balls/vagina; the fear of homeless bozos will rape you.

Guy 1: "I has hobophobia!"
Guy 2: "Whats that?"
Guy 1: "Oh, I'm afraid some homeless person is going to stab me in the dick."
Guy 2: "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!"

by DethmongeR117 December 13, 2012

homophobia

people who are scared of owning a house

do you own a house
"no i have homophobia"

by schmoup May 23, 2023

hallophobia

The fear of walking in hallways alone.

A 5 year old usually has hallophobia.

by Mr. DFTBA February 3, 2014

Yee-hawphobia

The fear of hicks, country boys/girls, etc.

Guy 1 “ look at that country boy.”

Guy2 “ oh no my yee-hawphobia is kicking in!!!”

by Lil Beef Patty March 5, 2019

Halitophobia

The irrational fear of bad breath.

I have halitophobia. I'm a halitophobic. I'm not so much afraid of ME having bad breath, I'm afraid of OTHER PEOPLE having bad breath.

by freakishlyyours February 18, 2010