(v.) to haterbate. To masturbate while feeling either angry, furious, mad, annoyed, etc.masturbate jack off Cleveland steamer rusty trombone Cincinnati bowtie spider manangry dragon
"I was about to blow my load when she forces me pull out, which made me steaming mad, so I had to haterbate and cum all over her chest."
by mattymills11 December 22, 2008
Get the haterbate mug.To cough, and masturbate loudly. Awkward behaviors, hacking and public masturbation all form this word. Derived from people who are seemingly awkward in society. Sometimes being called Nate, Nater, or Bater, combined with coughing.
Alternatively, it could mean having a cold while masterbating.
Alternatively, it could mean having a cold while masterbating.
Nate"
*cough*cough*fap*"
Ben
"bro, go haxternate somewhere else... i dont wanna hear you cough and beatoff at the same time."
Nate"
*cough*i can't help it, i have a cold."
*cough*cough*fap*"
Ben
"bro, go haxternate somewhere else... i dont wanna hear you cough and beatoff at the same time."
Nate"
*cough*i can't help it, i have a cold."
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Get the haterade mug.To sexually please one's self while hating the object of pleasure. The inevitable result of Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.
by jagnutz August 8, 2009
Get the hatebate mug.A typical imaginary drink used to describe when someone is "hating" on someone.It typically comes in 3 flavors. Jealousy, Envy, and Retardation.
"I just got an amazing new car.! Isn't it wonderful?"
"I bet it gets crappy mpg."
"Pff, whatever.Go sip your haterade somewhere else."
"I bet it gets crappy mpg."
"Pff, whatever.Go sip your haterade somewhere else."
by TheTangyZebra October 3, 2008
Get the Haterade mug.Haterade is a drink shared by groups of haters in order to bond over mutual mindless hate. Whereas one would traditionally 'drink the Kool-Aid', haters prefer to 'drink the Haterade'. Haterade is a useful mind-control tool for haters who wish to create more haters and thus spread even more hate.
Hater: Once these people drink the Haterade I'll have an army of haters to do my bidding!
Person One: Have you seen Jen's ring? She got engaged on the weekend and I hear that Ron gave her a perfect 2 carat solitaire! They're really happy together.
Person Two: pffff who is she trying to impress? She'll be divorced in a month anyway. Hope they're not getting married in a church cos I can't see how they're going to fit her giant ass down that narrow little aisle. I'm really surprised she fooled someone into putting a ring on her stumpy little sausage finger.
Person One: Oh, I see... so you've been 'drinking the Haterade'? Must taste pretty bitter.
Person One: Have you seen Jen's ring? She got engaged on the weekend and I hear that Ron gave her a perfect 2 carat solitaire! They're really happy together.
Person Two: pffff who is she trying to impress? She'll be divorced in a month anyway. Hope they're not getting married in a church cos I can't see how they're going to fit her giant ass down that narrow little aisle. I'm really surprised she fooled someone into putting a ring on her stumpy little sausage finger.
Person One: Oh, I see... so you've been 'drinking the Haterade'? Must taste pretty bitter.
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