Haterade is a drink shared by groups of haters in order to bond over mutual mindless hate. Whereas one would traditionally 'drink the Kool-Aid', haters prefer to 'drink the Haterade'. Haterade is a useful mind-control tool for haters who wish to create more haters and thus spread even more hate.
Hater: Once these people drink the Haterade I'll have an army of haters to do my bidding!
Person One: Have you seen Jen's ring? She got engaged on the weekend and I hear that Ron gave her a perfect 2 carat solitaire! They're really happy together.
Person Two: pffff who is she trying to impress? She'll be divorced in a month anyway. Hope they're not getting married in a church cos I can't see how they're going to fit her giant ass down that narrow little aisle. I'm really surprised she fooled someone into putting a ring on her stumpy little sausage finger.
Person One: Oh, I see... so you've been 'drinking the Haterade'? Must taste pretty bitter.
Person One: Have you seen Jen's ring? She got engaged on the weekend and I hear that Ron gave her a perfect 2 carat solitaire! They're really happy together.
Person Two: pffff who is she trying to impress? She'll be divorced in a month anyway. Hope they're not getting married in a church cos I can't see how they're going to fit her giant ass down that narrow little aisle. I'm really surprised she fooled someone into putting a ring on her stumpy little sausage finger.
Person One: Oh, I see... so you've been 'drinking the Haterade'? Must taste pretty bitter.
by meeoowww October 01, 2013