haterade

Additive to prepared food that makes it taste like your mother-in-law's cooking

My husband yearned for his mother's meatloaf, so to please him I added a bit of haterade.

by Holly Trunk March 30, 2004

Haterade

noun; a fictional beverage, parodying the popular sports drink 'gatorade', purportedly consumed by individuals who are jealous of others, supposidly fueling their ability to be jelous of, or 'hate on', others.

Damn, B, quit hittin' on dat haterade and let a playa' play.

by jewpunk May 13, 2005

Haterade

A drink consumed by haters that quenches their thirst after a hard day's work of player hating

Person 1: Yo why does he get to drive an Escalade when i have to drive this broke ass car.

Person 2: Damn homie you just opened up a bottle of Haterade...

by GB Sage November 30, 2007

Haterade

A typical imaginary drink used to describe when someone is "hating" on someone.It typically comes in 3 flavors. Jealousy, Envy, and Retardation.

"I just got an amazing new car.! Isn't it wonderful?"
"I bet it gets crappy mpg."
"Pff, whatever.Go sip your haterade somewhere else."

by TheTangyZebra October 3, 2008

Haterade

A figurative beverage that one may mention during a time of someone's jealous actions.

Damm! Why you sippin' on that haterade dawg!

by Fire Tears February 10, 2005

Haterade

Something that alot of people sip on, that makes them jealous of others (hatin')

When some one is jealous of your basketball skillz they haven't been drinking Gaterade,they've been drinking Haterade

by Mike November 3, 2003

Haterade

(noun) - a theoretical beverage that, when sipped, causes a person to continually hate on other people's good fortune

Co-worker 1 compliments co-worker 2's blouse. As they are talking about the superior craftsmanship of the blouse, a third co-worker enters the conversation and exposes that the blouse is actually a knock-off version of a very expensive blouse she saw at a high end retailer in LA. Co-worker 1 then replies to co-worker 3 with the following sentence:

"Daaaang, why you been sippin' on the haterade!?"

by Space Case in Yo Face March 5, 2009