rapture hatch

A hatch in the roof of a Christian's home that allows them to fly out when Jesus comes back.

"Don't let pesky roofs and ceilings keep YOU from the loving arms of the Lord! Buy a rapture hatch today!"

by CrayzeeBecky November 18, 2013

mexican escape hatch

Found in a portable toilet or port-o-let at a construction site. It is the lid that closes the toilet which is believed to be a tunnel that leads to Mexico that many of the workers at the construction site have emerged from.

Man are there any Americans employed by this contractor or does he just open the Mexican escape hatch to find a crew.

by Christobon January 6, 2008

hatch a monster loaf

To deliver a large amount of excrement in one piece.

I was on the bog this morning and i hatched a monster loaf, i swear it was coming out sideways!!

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

Meat Hatch

Deep and wide vagina

Mate, your mum's got a meat hatch

by mibaki May 19, 2018

Hatch

Something unnecessarily exclusive and/or close-minded.

"The university education system is so hatch. Learning should be democratized."
or
"I have been on a bourbon kick... scotch is too hatch for me."

by BalticBeerBear August 5, 2019

Piss Hatch

The small folded opening which is found in men's Y-fronts which enables the wearer to urinate without pulling down his underwear.

"Sorry about that vicar. I believe the explosion was caused by your candle igniting a small pocket of fart which had become temporarily trapped in the piss hatch of my trollies..."(etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

dung hatch

The arsehole - where the shite slides out of your arse

I just opened my dung hatch and a dirty big pile of shite flew out

by Camp Nolie October 24, 2007