by Osnaa February 21, 2018
Hatch is the best thing that can ever happen to you he will always be their when you need him you could never ask for a better friend he also hates gingers and Jews he is also a kickass motherfucker if you find yourself a hatch hold on to him forever and never let go he will save your life and give you meaning he hates hoes and is faithful the greatest person in the world
by Youswithabigd November 05, 2018
by Karisa July 22, 2004
by Thelongrun July 21, 2020
Thirsty for hot cock, one of Roscoe's favorite pastimes is to patrol the orrin hatch at the rest stop outside Provo.
by DragonDoback June 24, 2009
I was tagging tina until I found out she was fresh out of the tard hatch; scared the shit out of me so i quietly faded away into the night.
by Texas Muck Savage November 24, 2010
The date by which surviving larvae in processed food will hatch. (Remember, the government regulations set thresholds below which insects and other contaminants are permitted in the food you eat in order to protect corporate profits.)
Processed food manufacturers presumably need know the hatch-date for their product, so they can set the "sell" by" or "use by" date at an earlier point in time. It may be viewed as better for business for you and your family to eat the food with bugs in it before they hatch so you don't know how contaminated it is.
Hatch-dates are not important for foods that are wet, pulverized, get embalmed in salt, or get sterilized by processing. You wouldn't recognize the contaminants, or at least they will not be crawling.
Hatch dates may be more critical for nuts and grains with a low degree of processing, such as oatmeal, chocolate covered nuts, etc.
Processed food manufacturers presumably need know the hatch-date for their product, so they can set the "sell" by" or "use by" date at an earlier point in time. It may be viewed as better for business for you and your family to eat the food with bugs in it before they hatch so you don't know how contaminated it is.
Hatch-dates are not important for foods that are wet, pulverized, get embalmed in salt, or get sterilized by processing. You wouldn't recognize the contaminants, or at least they will not be crawling.
Hatch dates may be more critical for nuts and grains with a low degree of processing, such as oatmeal, chocolate covered nuts, etc.
All Grandma had to share with the kiddies were boxes of unopened fancy chocolate nuts, several years old. Each chocolate had a telltale pinhole showing where a newborn worm had escaped from its sweet lair, shortly after the hatch-date.
by The Milwaukee Merle November 01, 2013