Hassan

verb: To kick someone repeatedly with a steel-toed boot for a completely irrational reason.

You ate the last cookie? I'm going to Hassan the shit out of you!

by Dave March 4, 2011

Hassan

Someone who ratio's with TASM too much

A twitter user: TASM bad
Hassan: Ratio with TASM?

by IronCaptain April 20, 2021

Hassan

The name of someone who is a twunk

"Wow did you see Hassan yesterday? He looks like such a twunk!"

by Hentaiscum October 15, 2019

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by Hascyno February 6, 2020

Hassan

Hassan, Isis' ex-highest military commander. He had also been in a path to God Hood to see Allah. He is Bat Meep's Sidekick who would help him defeat the evil Purple Lips from reigning and taking over the city to exterminate the $latts with her fat bum bum. With his strength and skills put into use, he can annihilate an entire military force with his Rpg and his Hammer that was given by Allah from the after life. Hassan can also cook so good that can turn his enemies into his allies by feeding them shawarma.

Bat Meep and His boy Hassan were chilling in the Bat Cave to Seshh

by YamYumSoup March 7, 2021

Hassan

The G.O.A.T (greatest of all time) of basketball, a man with an abnormally large penis. A man with such sexiness.

Hes such a Hassan.

by hez2003 March 5, 2017

Hassaning

The act of bending your roommate over a table and butt-fucking them while they cry. Act can be non consensual. Usually applied to individuals with the name of "Hassan"

Verb (Ha/sa/ning) - To Hassan, Hassaned

The hassaning began yesterday. We all missed our finals.

by Hassan's Roommate October 31, 2019