Haseeb

Proper Noun: Haseeb is the slickest, smoothest, most refined gentleman you will ever meet. You will never meet his equal in intellect, poise, or suaveness. Known for unknowingly provoking extreme heat and physiological reactions just by being in the vicinity.

Verb: To cause emotional and erotic distress.
Adjective: Something that is so perfect you can't even.

N. 'That guy is fucking gorgeous. Is that a Haseeb?'
'Obviously, look, he's faultless. Can you feel a subtle hunger growing inside you? Yep. That's the Haseeb effect'

V. 'Don't go Haseebing me, I can't take it. '
V. 'OMG How can you Haseeb me like this. Pls stop. '

A. 'It was so Haseeb I couldn't eat it, I could only instagram that thang and drool. '

by silkRoad February 17, 2019

Hareb

it's an arabic name,it means fight,usually people who hold this name are strong and hot.

hello Hareb how are you?
Hareb loves to go to dubai
Hareb loves to listen to Madonna

by born2hareb October 17, 2013

haseeb is waste

Its when ur saudi friend gets a girlfriend but he denies it until u pester him so much he finally admits it. He used to be so nice and cool and played League of Legends with you in the library, but now he lives at the mall with his girl 24/7. U try to tell him, but he insists he hasnt changed. You no longer call him haseeb, u call him wasteman.

Man, haseeb is waste af

by Talonted Bronzie on Youtube May 29, 2017

Haseeb

Thiccccer than a Snicker

Oh boy give me that THICCCC HASEEB

by Haseebfan69 October 16, 2018

haseeb

the most amazing human being yo will ever meet. a haseeb is typically funny, kind and beautiful. they're such a light in your life, and tend to make you feel beyond-earth. they're euphoric. haseeb's are the best people you will ever meet, so stay with them, as they will totally guide you in the right direction :)

person 1: ugh, today was so hard, i'm so stressed
person 2: just talk to haseeb, he'll make you feel better
person 1: true, he's really good at making me feel more fine

by clownery.com February 26, 2020

habeeba hair crisis

Habeeba hair crisis is simply any habeeba that doesnt know how to style their hair instead they make it go over there eyes and look like azula from the last part of ATLA she also makes a bunch of ass jokes and mustache jokes and laughs at them for the rest of the year she also simps for pedo clowns (Hisoka) also simps for people over 18 ( all of the pro heroes) watches way too much cody ko and kurtis conner and then laughs at sugar gay jokes has most likely rewatched sugar gay 50 times minimum gets catcalled in random malls by fuckboys that want some interesting photos she would also get in trouble for laughing at ass jokes during math lessons she has a bunch of "wifeys" and each one thinks the other person is the side hoe when she doesnt know how to tell them that her actual side hoe is hamza. she has around 25 side hoes and most she doesnt even know at this point they all think they are the main character when it's obviously baba zade he is one of the hottest men around he is godly but also very humble he calls other people daddy senpai to humble himself when he know he is the ultimate daddy senpai he is king he is the one and only main character ok back to the hair crisis girl well she thinks that anime characters with more trauma are hotter thats why she likes bakugo, levi, aizawa and many MANY more she likes mad music like lil darkie but then listens to harry styles.

Did you hear about the new habeeba hair crisis side hoe "no" Apparently it's going to be zade *EVERYONE GASPS*

by the only why November 7, 2020

hareem_fsisal

prettiest, sexiest, hottest, sweetest, kindest, funniest, beautifulest, bestest, gorgeousest, most caring, helpful, thoughtful person to ever exist. she’s better than all of you ugly hoes.

—s4r00i ♡

example 1:
“OMG! do you know hareem_fsisal?”

“yea dude! they’re like THE best person alive!”

example 2:
“OMG! are you hareem_fsisal?”
“yea dude! i’m like THE best person alive”

by s4r00i ♡ October 7, 2021