John HandCock

When ur finished fucking a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, and use ur Hands to sign your name on her chest.

After I paid her a Ben Franklin, I gave her a John HandCock.

by The Kid's Killin December 8, 2007

herbie handcock

The real delegate who contributed in writing of the Decleration of Independence; often confused with John Handcock

"I'm just going to need the old John Handcock on these..."
"It's Herbie Hnndcock..."

by Pabs September 22, 2003

Handcock

Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock

I got a 2 1/2 handcock

by XxXDownarXxX August 13, 2008

Handcock

Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock

I got a 2 1/2 handcock

by XxXDownarXxX August 13, 2008

John Handcocker

The act of jerking off, or stroking your cock while engaging in intercourse. The act has one, two, and three finger variants; however, the three finger variant is the original form. Performed by inserting your pointer finger, up to and including your middle and ring fingers, into the woman's vagina under the shaft of your penis. Then gripping around the shaft leaving the thumb exposed over the top near the clitoris. Once held into position you proceed to stroke yourself while performing intercourse.

Ex 1:
Man A to Friend A:
"Last night was wild, I even gave her the Ol' John Handcocker."

Ex 2:
"Angelique's pussy was so loose and wet I had to give her the ol' John Handcock to finish us off."

by TeoDee September 13, 2017

hardrock hallelujah

Hardrock Hallelujah.

Like rocking really hard on church music.

you go girl!

You come home from work and you feel like rocking really damn hard... you neighbor told you the other day that she didn't want loud music, cause she's a holy one and its saturday.

so there you go, you take some cool church beat and rock your socks off!

Hardrock Hallelujah!

by Killerkb May 27, 2006

Handcocked

Getting slapped upside the head. Pistol whipped.

Damn, that dude just took your own pistol and Handcocked you.

by RE1776 July 9, 2022