casual hardass

When you are out having a good time with your friends at the bar, and one of you says something slightly offensive to a bartender. This part time hero comes to the rescue defending her with terms like "hey watch it bro" or "why don't you pick on someone your own size".
characteristics may include:
popped collar
cargo/camo shorts
case of natty ice
dvd of american pie
new jersey accent
silver chains
hair with product

yea we were all out trying to have a good time when Tony hit on the waitress, and some casual hardass tried to start a fight

by Crystal Jiovanna December 8, 2007

hardass

Someone who doesn't cut you any slack.

Bob Dobbs is not a hardass.

by John Public February 6, 2008

hardass hawkins

1. A person, usually mid to young twenties, who thinks they are extremely tough and brute when in fact they are not.

2. A hardass hawkins usually gives the appearance of a young hobo with disturbing facial hair and always wears a camouflage hat.

3. When a hardass hawkins consumes any sort of alcoholic beverages they grow 3ft taller, become invincible and head but or punch random hard objects. Ex "doors, walls, tailgates, friends and current girlfriends"

4. A hardass hawkins in fact has to sit down to pee and wipes after a #2 from the back to the front

" Hey, whos that hobo kid squatting of his tail gate taking a leak?'

"I bet you its one of those hardass hawkins'"

"Yea, more like a softass hawkins"

by Master Of Sketchiness November 24, 2011

hardass syndrome

a puny guy who works out a couple times and suddenly thinks he's a hardass, and thinks he can keep up with the big dogs, and that he's invincible. Synonyms - small dick complex, badass fever, wannabe Brian Cushing

Look's like that Steve kid has a serious case of hardass syndrome. He's only 120 pounds but thinks he's as strong as a linebacker because he lifts weights two times a week.

by ms0501 February 14, 2012

hardass

Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood is the greatest hardass of all time.

by The One And Only Pussymonster October 7, 2009

Sgt. Hardass

Noun: A masculine asshole, who deliberately acts like an asshole to be an asshole.

Verb: The act of being asshole

Noun:

A cop has a bad day and pulls you over, and acts like asshole to be an asshole; then gives you a ticket.

*Kids are playing with pool noodles in a Walmart*

Sgt. Hardass: "Are you going to buy those."
Kid #1: "*lies* Yes sir we are."
*Sgt. Hardass walks away*
Kid #2: *whispers* "Okay Sgt. Hardass."
Kid #3: *Yeah! I know!"

Verb:
He Sgt. Hardassed to the store one day.

by The Real Hardass June 17, 2013

hardass

A type of individual often imitated but rarely existing in the scapes of humanity. Today, America is inundated with millions of kids who think they are tough because rap is so "hard". True hardasses do not look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of, whereas every other wannabe feels the need to prove how much they can handle.

There is no such thing as a rapper who is a hardass. Most could get beat up by a six year old if not for their bodyguards and firearms.

by friend of bob May 15, 2004