Happend

The shorter, incorrectly-spelled version of happened. Only highly intellectual beings can use this word.

Me, an intellectual being: No way that actually happend
Other person: yOu SpElT iT WrOnG

by Brother Darkest July 20, 2019

Vas happenin

A phrase used by the most gorgeous Zayn Malik

Normal people- what’s up

Directioners- vas happenin?!

by onedirectionstann November 24, 2020

This happened to my buddy Eric

It refers to a review of the 2019 film Joker on the platform of Letterboxd, indicating that their friend Eric also had a phase and became like the Joker. It received widespread forwards and shares on social media making it an iconic review with regards to letterboxd.

This happened to my buddy eric is such an overused meme, it's annoying.

by filmnerd69 December 11, 2021

happiness

happiness is like peeing in your pants. everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.

I am happy and everyone can see it but only I can feel the warmth :)

by ~~~ July 30, 2005

Happenstache

When one or more people share the same type and colour of moustache.

Wow, What a random happenstache, your moustache looks like mine!

by LibiMuffin June 5, 2010

Actually happened

A storytime channel that claims to animate your story but actually just makes up their own ridiculous tales. They post daily which is even more ridiculous as it takes at least a week to animate a story. Their actual stories are just stupid because the things that they talk about won't actually happen to someone. Btw this channel was made by the Soul Company which also made Brightside and 5 minute crafts. (just search them up)

Tom: I sent a story to Actually Happened and they still didn't animate it!!
Marisa: Don't you know that Actually Happened's stories are fake???
Tom: What?! I didn't know that!!!!

by CHEESEBURGERBIGMAC November 13, 2019

It happens

It's a more socially acceptable version of "shit happens".
It can be used to:
1)express condolences for someone's situation without offering any apologetic words.
2)respond to a future problems that shows a sense of sadness/aggression towards it, but in a way without trying to complain
3)to shrug off a one's own, or someone else's, minor annoyance
4)substitute for an actual response, while still continuing the conversation

1)"My girlfriend just broke up with me"
It happens.
2)"I'm not looking forward to this physics test tomorrow"
It happens.
3)"I think the cafeteria is out of milk. (Ehh, it happens)"
It happens.
4)"Sounds like you've had a long day"
Yeah, it happens.

by Nosyria March 23, 2013