by BigBlekBoy December 4, 2019
Get the Hanes Underwearmug. A real jerk who is homo for his dad and has no friends and his mum is gay, his dad is les, his granny tranny, his grandpap a trap, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry non-binary, a ginger wanna be and is a short stack
by steve jobs back from the dead May 30, 2018
Get the mike hanesmug. The description of someone whose thighs are chubbily hanging around a loose fitting pair of hanes underwear briefs. When someone who has thunder thighs wears whitey tighties.
by Corndog Millionaire January 8, 2014
Get the beefy hanesmug. this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.
Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean
Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean
Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*
by steve jobs back from the dead December 5, 2018
Get the Michael William Hanes Jr.mug. when you get shit on so bad that your hands turn to shit bcuz of how bad you get tossed shit on and etc . if you get Poopi haned it means ur so bad compared to the other player bcuz either they are so good and ur bad or your super bad and they are average
by Thrash talk slanger December 26, 2020
Get the Poopi hanedmug. "There's trash everywhere and I spotted two people getting it on in the bushes. This place is so Hanes Park!"
by Dave Ho November 3, 2017
Get the Hanes Parkmug. by Da masta bata September 7, 2020
Get the Hanes socksmug.