hamrod

The act of cheating on your spouse in their vicinity without them noticing.
for example talking to your wife while receving a bj under the table.

A:Shit your wife is home
B:Stay we're hamroding her

by Rusty thrombone September 11, 2016

Hemroids

Little bumps on your balls.

Hemroids are plainly to say:
Balls on your balls.

by BlackJaguar215 January 21, 2006

Hamroids

A form of steroids given to pigs to help grow the meat in their rear legs.

“Would you look at the size of that Ham? The farmer must be using Hamroids on his pigs.”

by DPScherer October 31, 2023

Hemroid sucker

Someone you hate beyond reason, another curse word for someone you really hate. Maybe someone who flirts with your bf/gf even when they know you hate it. A slut or whore someone you and your friends all have a mutual hatred for. Also could mean someone who enjoys to actually suck on a hemroid however that is extremely rare or nonexistent.

That hemroid sucker is near John again I'm going to have to show her where her place is, he's my boyfriend!

by Sexy little girl July 11, 2015

hemroid cream

hemroid cream is a cream for your swollen blood vessel that pops in your ass

mike: HELP I JUST TOOK A FAT SHIT AND MY ASS IS FOUNTAINING BLOOD GET HEMROID CREAM

by soupsters October 13, 2019

Hameroid

I told you as I grasped your ass that I have a hameroid that bleeds when I poop and you pinned me down and ticked it with your tongue you then groped my feet and slowly shoved your toe up my nose we’re both throbbing with my snot dripping down you big toe and I said why’d you stop then you grabbed my cheeks and pushed them in between your nose and proceed to nose fuck me with you 7 inch long nose while you nose hair tickles my crack I then grab your balls and start ticking them with my armpit hais

By Jason deluro hameroid

by Titty twister o5 October 20, 2020