The Happening

A waste of money and your life.

We went to a amish party it was still better than the happening

by Paul Binder June 16, 2008

It's happening

When you are in the middle of having a chronic orgasm. This can occur anywhere to 2-80 times a day. Make sure to always keep extra towels or blankets (if you get extra wet) with you wherever you go. To help calm this down carry some cum down with you to help regain control of your vagina or penis.

Avacadaqua-"It's happening"
Tyrone- "Do you need a towel?"
Avacadaqua- "Bitch get me a blanket"

by Avacadaqua April 2, 2017

hella happening

Could be used to say, It's really "happening", which in this case means it's really cool, it's off the hook, it's a lot of fun...just like hella cool would imply that it's really cool, hella happening could be used in a simillar context to mean pretty much the same thing...

That party was hella happening...(That party was hella cool)

by Cindy Kasunku May 17, 2006

not happening

1. an event, band, person or anything that is not cool, interesting, or attractive. usually used to give a negative recommendation about something

Man, that girl is not happening. She should put on some more clothes.

by K.D. Freedman February 9, 2009

hammering thunder sperm

A hammering thunder sperm is:

1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs

Danielle: Ok guys im ready for the hammering thunder sperm HIT ME

Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop

by Sperm Hammer August 18, 2011

hamling

Doing something tedious that makes you want to kill yourself.

I had to do some hamling at work today; lucky I'm still alive.

by enjinerd February 22, 2017

Hammering the Beets

Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.

I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.

by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020