hamhoomis

the best last name in the whole world

the best last name in the whole world is hamhoomis.

by Jonathan niger November 23, 2010

Hammogram

An uncomfortable medical procedure performed by using a small, hairless rodent. For men, a hammogram is completed by sending hampsters with little forehead lights deep into the rectum to search for prostate and/or colon cancer. For women, a hammogram is used to test for precancerous cells in the breast tissue. The hamsters used in this procedure generally come with one dollar bills, expensive cuban cigars and single malt whiskey.

Hawkins: I'm never going to a proctologist; that's just scary.
Jen: I've heard they aren't that bad. Nathan had a hammogram last week, and he only crapped fur for two days!

by Ellbee December 9, 2008

hamdog

1.a penis or (shlong)
2.a nickname given to someone called Hamish

"whatsup ham dog?"
"I never touch my hamdog!"

by hammer... September 2, 2003

hamhocks

Large female breasts.

Jeez, check out those hamhocks.

by eniact May 16, 2003

Hamhock

A chic who is a very, very good lay!

I hooked up with this chic Mandy lastnight!
What a Hamhock!

by dixiedog November 16, 2003

Hamhock

A sheet of netted or sheet material you tie between two vertical objects and lie in to relax.

"Dude, I'm gonna take this fruity cocktail over to the palm trees and lie in the hamhock."

by aioue April 30, 2009

hamhocks

Some bitch who tried to fuck with me.

Leave bobot alone, whore.

by Fuck you HamHocks February 24, 2004