Haakon

Haakon is a god in the Norse mythology. He is the god of sex and pleasure. Vemund has the biggest dick the world has ever seen, and is loved by all Norwegian girls and women. He is said to be so hot and awesome, females will automatically be sucked onto his dick and instantly pleased.

hot pleasing norse booty dick Haakon

by xxgodmasterpussy69 September 6, 2019

Dirty Håkon

The act of pounding triangle shaped dildoes up someones anus and nostrils until they die.

Whoa! That dude deserves a juicy dirty Håkon!

by PeeWeeMan June 3, 2020

Victor Hakonsen

Victor Hakonsen is a genetic disease relation with autism, malaria and stage 4 liver cancer.

You have been diagnosed with Victor Hakonsen

by BigBeefBlack June 8, 2020

Håkon

A very normal name for a gay person. Håkon loves to fuck guys and suck dick everyday

Look there’s a Håkon, he got to be GAY.

by Håkon M September 11, 2019

halmonburger

Also known as the "salmon beefburger" A hamburger with grilled salmon topping. Once considered to be madness, now it haunts the minds of those who hear rumor of its existence.

Yo, brah, this halmonburger is blowing my mind.

by brave_enkidu October 20, 2008

Hákon

A very hot and sexy man. The name Hákon is often associated with MS fuckboys.

1 am

Girl: ......
Hákon: u up?💦

by Gamligaur December 4, 2019

harkonen

Taken from the selective breeding induced appearence of the 'Harkonen' race in Frank Herbert's "Dune", the word Harkonen refers to anyone with ginger hair.

Oh yeah, he's a nice enough guy, but I can't trust him. He's a Harkonen.

by DcTurner October 26, 2003