Half time idiot

Basically, someone who's really smart. But half the time... They're a complete fucking idiot. Probably about the worst game of "ask for advice" Russian Roulette you could ever ask for.

"Yo. My friend's like one of the smartest guys around. But he doesn't understand why people share to him their moments of happiness when something good happens."

"Is he a half time idiot?"

"I dunno man. I'm really starting to think so. He thinks lots of things are labeled as TMI that... really aren't."

"Yep. Sounds like a half time idiot."

by Deidara Katsufuyu June 2, 2016

Half time hole

The act of pumping one’s girlfriend during half time of any sporting event.

Hey Mark, it’s 2-0 so I’m away for some Half Time Hole. See you in 15.

by Jim Bob Camby February 20, 2022

half-time

Renta cops, security guards

Half-time tryin to blurp us, but they aint shit

by D-ru July 23, 2005

half-time show

verb meaning (1) to embarass yourself in front of a large audience or (2) to bare your breast in public

I went unprepared to the meeting and completely half-time showed

I slipped on the ice and half-time showed in front of everyone

by Bob Armstrong February 10, 2004

Half time

A rent a cop Mall security or any wannabe ass popo mofo.

Cliff said whats up half time to mall security.

by Grimm666 August 12, 2006

half-time show

What a girl becomes when a man fucks her when he is "confused" about his relationship with his significant wife.

Then after he is done fucking her, he goes back to his wife.

She was his little half-time show.

"Sorry, I was confused. It was wrong. My wife is pregnant. But you can email me and I will email you back." says that man.

by Me May 13, 2005

half time watch

When a movie is so bad you can't even bear a one time watch.
"OR"
When you leave mid-movie/interval.

"Bro,you went to watch the latest tw***ght flick right? How was it?"
"Hey! Hey! Not so loud Brah! -_- And It wasn't even a half time watch"

by aru007_avi March 30, 2016