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halfsesh

When one fails to finish, be it drinking, smoking, running, eating....etc etc. More generic term than 'light-weight'. Can be used in almost any situation where someone fails! Is also used when one vomits.
Come on Ant you halfsesh, cant believe you cant finish that drink. No NO! stop puking you f***ing HALFSESH!
by N_Tag July 28, 2004
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hafsteinn

dude i forgot my hafsteinn i can't play
by arontyppi February 16, 2019
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jay halstead

daddy, sexy boi, i want u to arrest me. hottest detective
someone: who's the hottest detective?
me: jay halstead
by halsteadwhore February 1, 2022
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halfsies on a pie

To split the purchasing of a pizza equally among two parties.

Since its inception, the term "halfsies on a" has extended past usage in pizza realted terms and can be used in ordinary conversation pertaining to more typical purchases.

The term's first documented usage was by two white suburban Detroiters during Colombus Day weekend 2004.
"I'm famished, you wanna throw halfsies on a pie?"

"Let's go halsies on a prostie."
by Mangelo July 26, 2008
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Halfturbate

Halfturbating is the process of gettin yourself all worked up so that later on you can shoot one huge ass load!
Carl: I'm gonna go fuck this chick tonight.
Ed: You gonna halfturbate before hand?
Carl: Hell yeah!
by D-Li Llama February 11, 2010
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Halstrom

A building where teenagers are allowed to Engage in dangerous sexual activities and fetishes
Wanna go to Halstrom later and have a freakfest?
by The fuckmaster September 14, 2011
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Halfsquatch

The result of a sasquatch mating with a human. Offspring are often referred to as halfsquatches.

It is very rare that a sasquatch will actually mate with a human. Generally, the act of mating will occur after two survivors, one sasquatch(male) and one human(female), survive a rock throwing contest. Celebration involves chugging a 26 of cheap, on-sale tequila and doing the hokey pokey. 2-4 weeks later, the female human will generally notice extra amounts of dark hair around her navel, a positive pregnancy test result, and a foggy memory of the events that led to the halfsquatch impregnation.

Halfsquatches are very hairy at birth and have the tendency of throwing rocks at people.
Stranger: Your child is so hairy and has very good aim when throwing rocks.
Halfsquatches Mother: Yes, he is a halfsquatch.
by bitchyD April 9, 2012
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