The result of a sasquatch mating with a human. Offspring are often referred to as halfsquatches.
It is very rare that a sasquatch will actually mate with a human. Generally, the act of mating will occur after two survivors, one sasquatch(male) and one human(female), survive a rock throwing contest. Celebration involves chugging a 26 of cheap, on-sale tequila and doing the hokey pokey. 2-4 weeks later, the female human will generally notice extra amounts of dark hair around her navel, a positive pregnancy test result, and a foggy memory of the events that led to the halfsquatch impregnation.
Halfsquatches are very hairy at birth and have the tendency of throwing rocks at people.
It is very rare that a sasquatch will actually mate with a human. Generally, the act of mating will occur after two survivors, one sasquatch(male) and one human(female), survive a rock throwing contest. Celebration involves chugging a 26 of cheap, on-sale tequila and doing the hokey pokey. 2-4 weeks later, the female human will generally notice extra amounts of dark hair around her navel, a positive pregnancy test result, and a foggy memory of the events that led to the halfsquatch impregnation.
Halfsquatches are very hairy at birth and have the tendency of throwing rocks at people.
Stranger: Your child is so hairy and has very good aim when throwing rocks.
Halfsquatches Mother: Yes, he is a halfsquatch.
Halfsquatches Mother: Yes, he is a halfsquatch.
by bitchyD February 15, 2012