halfway crook

An impossibility or oxymoron. You either are or are not a crook. You can't steal a little bit from someone and be called a partial thief. You have taken, you are a thief, period. Therefore to say someone is a halfway crook is to refer to an impossibility.

This term was made popular by Mobb Deep in the song "Shook Ones" when they called whack niggahs out who were "Scared to death, scared to look, you shook, cuz ain't no such thing as Halfway Crooks"

We stealing this car or what? Go hard or go home, sun. Ain't no such thing as Halfway Crooks.

by MadP July 13, 2010

Halfway Highway

The segment of US-1 in Deerfield Beach, Florida between Hillsboro Boulevard and Southwest 10th Street.

The nickname is given due to the high density of halfway houses located there. These people are often seen sitting outside of the local Publix Supermarket talking about life as they see it.

Notable Personalities Include:

-Bob the Bus-Stop Bench Warmer
-The crazy black lady having conversations with herself while walking and usually carrying something like a Fed-Ex envelope for delivery to her imaginary whoever.
-The balding white guy with the smile on his face forever in string flip-flops who looks completely capable of being a productive member of society if he only gave a shit.
-The hippy white guy with abnormally clean clothes and tucked in shirt on the bike. Walks with a limp.
The big black quite walker who never has a shirt on because it's too damn hot and he is too damn big. This guy will be around with the cockroaches at the end of the world. He get's a lot of exercise.
-The latino guy who talks to himself and points

Person 1: "What's with all these degenerates walking around here?"
Person 2" "Dude we're driving through Halfway Highway."

by Bill Wilson in Deerfield Beach March 26, 2013

Elliot Hallway

His forehead is HELLA GIANT his forehead is a 7 head

Elliot Hallway has a giant ass forehead

by ChunkyOrangeJuice April 3, 2023

Hallway Crush

When you "like" someone you've never talked to or have met typically in a school or work place environment usually passing them in a hallway of some sort.

Person one - OMG is that your hallway crush?!

Person two - yeah

Person one - what's their name again?

Person two - I don't know

by hey_there_delilah February 19, 2022

Hotdog In A Hallway

When laying the pipe, you realize your dick isn't even touching the walls of her vagina, kind of like tossing a hotdog in a hallway. Most frequently happens when banging the neighborhood trick or if you're slinging a small dick.

There is no feeling like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

by womanizer April 12, 2004

Hallway Pizza

Also known as the “BLFC Hallway Cum Pizza”, refers to the event that occurred on the second day of the furry convention “Big Little Fur Con”, around 19 furries ejaculated onto a pizza before leaving it in the hallway for three hours.

Ever heard of the Hallway Pizza?

by TakenHandle867 November 24, 2022

hallway friend

Someone you know from one of your classes that you get along with, but arent really friends with. You would never hang out with them in public, but you dont mind talking to them in class and waving to them in the hallway when you see them. As shallow as this may sound, we all have at least one hallway friend.

Girl 1: Hey were going to the beach this weekend. Wanna come?

Girl 2: Fer sure.

Girl 1: You can invite your friend Jane if you want.

Girl 2: No way! I only know her because she was in my physics class. Shes just a hallway friend.

by wellokiguess March 28, 2010