Bio-hazard

Someone who will give you their entire life story at the slightest provocation.

"She had me cornered for an hour, telling me about her childhood; she's such a bio-hazard."

by Pages2Type February 4, 2010

Water Hazard

An alligator or crocodile that lives on a golf course.

If you play golf in Florida, you have to be aware of the water hazards.

by frankiewashcloth May 10, 2010

hazard_tacos

A young Forrnite legend on console who constantly gets wins and rages when he dies

Omg he just Hazard_Tacos on me!!

by Taco Towers November 21, 2018

fuckupational hazard

A co-worker or other company contact who is completely useless.

"Dammit that new PR guy is a fuckupational hazard!"

by nonplussed February 23, 2017

Havarding

Immediately after you blow your load you give the girl a straw and make her snort your cum all the way up her nose.

I gave your sister a havarding last week!

by CumSnorterXxX December 28, 2022

hatard

n. A person that hates other people that might (or perhaps, might not) be different than him. He/she could be a racist, a gay-basher, a religious fanatic, or any number of idiotic things like that.

syn. retarded stupid-assed bigot

fine-tuning of this definition is welcomed and encouraged

A bunch of hatards are going to try to constitutionally ban sanctioned loving relationships in Texas this fall by trying to convince otherwise rational folk that gay marriage will makes hetero marriage weaker than it already is.

by David Coufal June 11, 2005

Hazard

The best footballer in the world ever

John:did u see that guy's skills?
Ethan:Yea he is a Hazard

by Datboymiguel March 30, 2017