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hair pie by FleshTrust November 22, 2010
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The act of having sex, typically with the girl on her back, legs behind her ears, taking cock hard and fast
stuffing hair pie by Dcarrie February 5, 2008
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Genital harpies
A very serious and painful sexually transmitted infection. Usually transmitted during unprotected sex with extremely bitchy women--a Harpy--the resulting STI can be somewhat distracting.
After 30 incubation days, teeny-tiny eggs in the genital area hatch, releasing a clutch of Greek harpies. These small, winged creatures will then become very territorial over the infection site, and will attack any possible partner.
The harpies will only calm down after a large meal, their appetite being satisfied.
After 30 incubation days, teeny-tiny eggs in the genital area hatch, releasing a clutch of Greek harpies. These small, winged creatures will then become very territorial over the infection site, and will attack any possible partner.
The harpies will only calm down after a large meal, their appetite being satisfied.
Brandon: "How was last night?"
Aaron: "Awesome! I took Angelina out to a big, buffet dinner and we had sex after! High five!"
Brandon: "--Dude, Angelina's a Harpy."
Aaron: "So?"
Brandon: "Did you use a condom?!"
Aaron: "Nope, went au naturel."
Brandon: "She gave you the genital harpies, man!"
Aaron: "Fuck."
Aaron: "Awesome! I took Angelina out to a big, buffet dinner and we had sex after! High five!"
Brandon: "--Dude, Angelina's a Harpy."
Aaron: "So?"
Brandon: "Did you use a condom?!"
Aaron: "Nope, went au naturel."
Brandon: "She gave you the genital harpies, man!"
Aaron: "Fuck."
Genital harpies by arekushi2 September 29, 2010
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hair pie by Richard Black March 10, 2005
Cock Harpies
(1) Two women, with open mouths (typically on their knees but not required if you are wearing stilts), fighting for a protein reward. Squawking possible, or better.
(2) Any woman who is treating your penis like a worm.
(2) Any woman who is treating your penis like a worm.
"Hey man, you should've seen the threesome I had last night." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah, I've never seen such hungry cock harpies."
--One possible scenario!
--One possible scenario!
Cock Harpies by Squash McDouglas October 16, 2009
French Hairpiece
When French people shit on each other's heads. A festive "French Hairpiece" cake is usually served afterwards. The cake also consists of mainly fecal matter and hair.
"My father was born in Paris, so every February 28 we have cake and he gives my mom a diamond studded "French Hairpiece"."
French Hairpiece by Dirty Dru February 16, 2009