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hairballed 

Coughing up a ball of pubic hair after oral sex
Boyfriend went down on me last night which was great until he hairballed me.
hairballed by dixwilson October 15, 2010

Havana Hairball 

a sex act where after you cum in the chicks mouth, you shave your pubes into her mouth and force her to swallow. she will choke it back up like a hair ball.

its from havana because cubans are hairier and make for better hairballs
"Dude, i gave her a havana hairball and when she choked it up it hit me in the chest!"
Havana Hairball by whatsupdude13 February 15, 2009

hairball complex 

The hairball complex is very similar to people who are narcissistic however instead of putting there needs first or wanting to be the center of attention someone with the hairball complex will refuse to speak to you and/or block you if you even slightly do something they don't approve of
1. Dylan: have you met Colin he has a total hairball complex?
Dave T.: no I haven't met him but I'll probably avoid him if he has a hair all complex.
hairball complex by Egg_gamer September 11, 2022

mental hairball 

a word or phrase coughed up at random
"It's a matter of letting ideas flow by pulling that mental hairball from your creative shower plughole, rather than forcing the words to come out of your fingers, sit up straight on the page and make sense"
mental hairball by luckybever December 2, 2009

Deep Fried Hairballs 

Hairballs that have been tossed in a deep fryer. Preferably ones that have been regurgitated by a cat. Considered a delicacy across the world.
Man these Deep fried hairballs taste awesome

hairball 

adj. Anything thrillingly dangerous situation which evokes the feeling of needing to toss your cookies.
Man, that downhill run was hairball.
hairball by Carole P December 5, 2007