Haftinning

The act of vomiting into a camel's mouth, and then hitting the griddy shortly after

"Hey man, wanna go Haftinning later?"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

haftarm

A weapon with a short haft, such as a battleaxe or a mace, as opposed to a polearm (which has a long pole).

"The primary melee weapons in the game could be classified into swords, haftarms or polearms."

by Mushiking42 August 25, 2025

Hoosier Hafta

A not-to-be-missed social or entertainment opportunity unique to Indiana, the "Hoosier State."

The Tipton Pork Festival is a Hoosier Hafta every Summer.

The great fire-roasted corn on the cob from the Taylor Township Lions Club helps to make the Howard County 4-H Fair a Hoosier Hafta!

by virtualjr September 9, 2010

Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung

this is actually what hitler said in those speeches of his

hitler: Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung! HAIL HITLER! Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung! Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung!

by Potato6996420204 February 16, 2023

You don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!

What you eye-twinklingly tell one or more workmen who are hammering/prying away siding and/or timbers on a home or business in preparation to making repairs/renovations.

Anytime I come upon contractors doing outside carpentry work at a home or place of business along da main street downtown, I love jokingly saying to them, "You know, guys --- there IS da FRONT DOOR, if you wanna get in so badly! You could just open da door and walk through; you don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!" I usually get an equally-smart-alecky reply from them, as well, such as, "Oh, we know that, but we wanna be more subtle about our entry!", or "Yeah, we could, but this way is more fun!"

by QuacksO October 31, 2023

I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water

A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.

Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.

by QuacksO November 22, 2021