Hanishon

Australian slang for “have already” or “have one already”

Pronounced han-ee-shon

“Oi do you want another beer?”

“Nah I hanishon”

by ksjks June 2, 2018

Hatfished

Hatfishing is a practice where a man purposely deceives a potential romantic partner by wearing a hat on every date to hide his rapidly receding hairline.

"She went on dozens of dates with Tom before it occurred to her that she had never seen him without his Ducati hat on. Her friends were right - she was being hatfished."

by Tzensant June 12, 2020

The Hamish Snap

When you try and snap your skateboard by jumping on it with your ass and landing on the bolts.

''hey do The Hamish Snap'' ''ok'' (trys to snap the skateboard but lands on the bolts)

Aftermath

''I can't breath''

by jarrad hooper is a dum cunt December 7, 2011

Hatfish

A man who is wearing a hat in every picture of his online dating profile and thus hiding the fact he is bald. Only for the unsuspecting woman to find out about said baldness in real life.

‘I went on a date and he was bald’ surely you already knew this prior to the date? No he had a hat on in all his pictures. ‘Oh no he was a hatfish’

by Cassmarie20 May 16, 2019

hagfish dick

When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish

She sucked my dick for so long I got hagfish dick, I could slip it straight in her ass now

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag October 28, 2018

Hamish Westbrook

To be a unregistered nonce

Omg you are literally hamish westbrook

by Munky Working Class April 14, 2020

haish

The objectification of a flirt's advance.

Donny noticed that the girl in the club was throwing him mad haish so he flirted back.

by DJ Morty October 30, 2008