Guithed

getting pwned by a series of impossibly hard fill-in-the-blank tests and timed essays that are equally as impossible to be adequately prepared for.

*originated from the surname of an AP English teacher, the primary cause of aforementioned definition.

"EMILY I'M SO GUITHED, THAT ESSAY YESTERDAY WAS CRAZY INSANE AND THE POETRY TEST TOMORROW, I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO STUDY!!!"

"You just got Guithed!" <--suitable in response to circumstances of academic failure/unachieved success, more specifically the times when said failure occurred as a result of seemingly perpetual academic stresses.

by mooooza July 29, 2008

Guysh pleash

What the weird kid with a lisp says when he wants you to stop bullying him

“Guysh pleash shtop it or i’ll tell my mom”

by Helpmepleash May 8, 2018

Gunthar

Gunthar is a random guy who will appear in your life one day. He will get on your nerves a lot but you will enjoy having him around. Gunthar jokes around a lot and his jokes are not funny but the dumb shit he will do will make you laugh your ass off. He also is a simp as he has simped on the same girl for 4 years. Dispite this and the number of times he talks about being single girls like him when he is not being an idiot.

Gunthar just hit another devious lick.

by ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) October 21, 2021

GusTheMenace

The biggest Chad to ever walk the face of Earth.

GusTheMenace licked my 8 year old child yesterday.

by Kevchien October 31, 2022

Gunther and the Sunshine Girls

Gunther and the Sunshine Girls are a Europop group that sing hilariously bad, ridiculously over-sexualized songs and prance around half-naked in their music videos. Their musical style involves combining deep, raspy male sing-speech with sugary-sounding female refrains. Gunther is famous for his trademark mullet and pencil-thin mustache, which some believe are an homage to male European porn actors from the 1980's. Their songs include "Ding Dong Song," "Tutti Frutti Summer Love," and "Touch Me."

Thanks to Gunther and the Sunshine Girls, I will never be able to look at champagne bottles the same way again.

by quixx October 7, 2006

gurth

the circumference or span of ones cock

kons has got a 6 inch gurth, golly

by long schlong silver March 22, 2004

guthx

A person who pwns at World of Warcraftand dominates others.

"Man, did you see that Divine, we couldn't even touch him!"
"Yeah, he is such a Guthx."

by Steven Moore January 11, 2008