Guyeski

Someone who spends the majority of their days and nights Facebook stalking/creeping their family and friends. A true "Guyeski" is in his/her prime stalking hours late at night when the rest of the world is sleeping, or very early in the morning, getting their Facebook "fix" before they start their day. Facebook users should NEVER leave their statuses unattended for very long, for fear that a "Guyeski" will "like" it. Sometimes, "Guyeski's" are referred to as "BG's".

Did you see what Molly did on Facebook yesterday? She "liked" 37 of her friends statuses. That's got to be some kind of record. She really went "Guyeski" on the Facebook community.

by FearfulOfCreeps42 April 25, 2011

gooey guyser

when a guy cums in a girls mouth she swallows he sticks it in her pussy and she pukes it back up

i had to clean up the floor because my girl friend pulled a gooey guyser

by Bob Mcfish June 3, 2007

Guysis

The male version of a 'crisis' that a woman experiences. Only instead of it being a real 'crisis', the male usually experiences technology crisis.

Ben: "Oh my god Matt! My computer won't start up!"
Matt: "Lawl, you're having a guysis"

by blackmansittingdown November 21, 2009

guysearch

When a guy does a superficial search and proclaims that he can't find the lost object which is exactly where he looked.

He did a guysearch for the tissues, and announced they were nowhere in sight. She pointed out that they were directly in front of him, under the book he had earlier put on top of them.

by Oliverzip December 25, 2017

Guysed

When you are in public and see someone that you know but they intentionally ignore you. They “guys” you. Probably originated from the sense that someone you don't know is just some “guy”

“Yeah, I saw john at the mall but he totally guysed me…” 🙄

by Upway2l8 February 15, 2022

guymester

A large male belly.

"dude, it looks like you are in the 2nd guymester"

by jefferson258 November 21, 2022

guysean

Is the most perfect boy in the earth! He has eyes that can make the couldest of hearts melt into a puddle of pure affection. He’s a big gamer and one of the smartest people ever. He’s a great singer and is great with instruments. There’s no other way to describe him but perfectly perfect

Guyseans eyes are like little fires

by Labete November 30, 2024